And now what did you do TODAY?

[recstar24]

En route into the city to have some dinner with Bryan and Jeff. I brought the mini van so you know shit gonna get turnt up. 

[swt61]

 

[acidbasement]

Good luck Jacob!

[EdipisReks1]

29 minutes ago, acidbasement said:

Good luck Jacob!

Thanks!

[Dreadhead]

Dropped my car off to the insurance service center after driving into a pole pulling out of a spot like a Brent-level moron.

At the lake now though so not all bad.

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[EdipisReks1]

I once pulled out of a spot quickly, then stopped (to put the car in D), and then looked out and realized that I nearly hit a pole.  I didn't hit the pole. 

[swt61]

21 minutes ago, Dreadhead said:

Dropped my car off to the insurance service center after driving into a pole pulling out of a spot like a Brent-level moron.

At the lake now though so not all bad.

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As I read this, I have to consider what level of Moron that leaves you in? My math puts Brent and the pole ahead of you. 

[Dreadhead]

The pole was on the passenger side and not visible from within the car. I turned as I backed out and it nailed my front door and quarter panel. Only place it was visible was the passenger mirror (which I should have checked). I figured since it was at least moderately understandable why I hit it that it was about Brent level.

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[mypasswordis]

Got half squatted for reps by a hot drunk lesbian personal trainer, then invited two Korean chicks who are on vacation to my apt for a nice homecooked seafood dinner. One even asked for the recipe.

[Kerry]

^ I'll have questions about this...

[swt61]

Me too! I'm still trying to process hot, drunk, lesbian.

[Craig Sawyers]

4 hours ago, mypasswordis said:

Got half squatted for reps by a hot drunk lesbian personal trainer, then invited two Korean chicks who are on vacation to my apt for a nice homecooked seafood dinner. One even asked for the recipe.

For a single sentence the first one packs a punch on so many levels.

Edited July 30, 2017 by Craig Sawyers

[Grahame]

Any window licking involved? / That's a nice bike, is it new?

[Dusty Chalk]

5 hours ago, mypasswordis said:

Got half squatted for reps by a hot drunk lesbian personal trainer...

I'm confused -- are we doing euphemisms or aren't we?

[swt61]

We're doing euphemisms. We're not doing innuendos.

[Augsburger]

I shall wait then for the innuendo transition in this thread...

[swt61]

Oh, I didn't know you were transitioning too?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Didn't want you to have to wait too long. 

[skullguise]

A fantastic weekend for me, 2 nights of celebrations for my 35th High School reunion, capped off by a day at the Lowell Folk Festival today.  My friend Christine was able to make both nights, it was great.  

And in keeping with (maybe not hot, and certainly not lesbian) drunk chicks, one of my old HS friends is basically an alcoholic.  And now her humorous cynicism and sarcasm flowed over the edge.  And "joking" physical advances were fairly deftly deflected.....

[swt61]

Fantastic! But you made me realize that my 40th HS reunion is in two years. How is that even possible? You guys still see me as 20 something, right?

[Grahame]

cm?

[Augsburger]

On 7/30/2017 at 6:41 PM, swt61 said:

Fantastic! ...You guys still see me as 20 something, right?

Was that a euphemism or innuendo? 

[swt61]

[EdipisReks1]

On 7/30/2017 at 9:41 PM, swt61 said:

You guys still see me as 20 something, right?

I'll see you as a 20-something if you see me as a 20-something. 

Edited August 2, 2017 by EdipisReks1

[Craig Sawyers]

I'm early 20s. Only times three. AAAK how did that happen???

[ironbut]

I photograph like an old homeless guy looking for a handout (gray shirt/hands in pockets) I shudder every time I catch a glimpse of me!

Since I hit 60,  I just don't give a shit?