archosman Posted February 1, 2012 Report Posted February 1, 2012 All that money and they bought a Vizio?
Wmcmanus Posted February 1, 2012 Report Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) "Understanding Women" is now out in paperback. / Edited February 1, 2012 by Wmcmanus
Fitz Posted February 1, 2012 Report Posted February 1, 2012 And it comes with a free "Understanding Men" pamphlet. Extended from the original one sheet version.
Tyll Hertsens Posted February 1, 2012 Report Posted February 1, 2012 And it comes with a free "Understanding Men" pamphlet. Extended from the original one sheet version. Too long, didn't read.
Wmcmanus Posted February 1, 2012 Report Posted February 1, 2012 All that money and they bought a Vizio? From that viewing distance, you would think they would go with a Pany VT30 plasma or a Sony LED LCD.
swt61 Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 Yep, I for one never understood a woman's knobs, some of them hidden even. Tweak the knobs too hard and you get slapped. Go too easy on them and you get ignored. It's all too confusing. Gaydom is so much easier.
Spychedelic Whale Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) Edited February 2, 2012 by Spychedelic Whale
Tyll Hertsens Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 Actooly, I was thinking that the hardness of cultural apoliticocorrectisism is now most apparent in cyberspace postings. IOW, our decent into madness now resides fully in a place that doesn't exist. Liberally liquored and typing from my MacBookPro ... like a boss!
Grahame Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) Liberally liquored and typing from my MacBookPro ... like a boss! Edited February 2, 2012 by Grahame
Knuckledragger Posted February 2, 2012 Author Report Posted February 2, 2012 "Oh, COME ON!" Appears more NSFW than it is.
mikeymad Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) First ones free Edited February 2, 2012 by mikeymad
aardvark baguette Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) epic palindrome "Dammit I’m Mad" by Demetri Martin Dammit I’m mad. Evil is a deed as I live. God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt. To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss. Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help? Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell. I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”. Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp, In my halo of a mired rum tin. I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin. Is evil in a clam? In a trap? No. It is open. On it I was stuck. Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web. Be still if I fill its ebb. Ew, a spider… eh? We sleep. Oh no! Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position. Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name. Both, one… my names are in it. Murder? I’m a fool. A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash, A Goddam level I lived at. On mail let it in. I’m it. Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet! A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name. Name not one bottle minus an ode by me: “Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog” Evil is a deed as I live. Dammit I’m mad. Edited February 2, 2012 by aardvark baguette
bhjazz Posted February 2, 2012 Report Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) IOW, our decent into madness now resides fully in a place that doesn't exist. The kitchen? Edited February 2, 2012 by bhjazz
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