acidbasement Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 (edited) I will walk your dog. Edited March 31, 2011 by acidbasement
Knuckledragger Posted March 31, 2011 Author Report Posted March 31, 2011 Oh, now imgur starts working.
Dusty Chalk Posted March 31, 2011 Report Posted March 31, 2011 [dusty]I think they're just pretty pictures. Knucks likes good photography.[/dusty]
Knuckledragger Posted March 31, 2011 Author Report Posted March 31, 2011 Dusty is right. One advantage of including multiple images per post is that they don't all have to WUTLOLSKI. This one is called "Duel Nature"
VPI Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 Something from my Hotel room's honor bar. A Hotel Zaza Mobile Intimacy Kit. 2 Condoms, a Vibrator and Lube in a nice little zippered canvas case. Why don't all Hotels have these fancy little cases?
Beefy Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 Brain slug cupcakes and zombie peanuts are pure fucking win!
Knuckledragger Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Posted April 1, 2011 (edited) In case you don't get the reference: Edited April 1, 2011 by Knuckledragger
aardvark baguette Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 when life serves up cthulhu lemons, run for your miserable lives.
Sherwood Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 (edited) The Nerdcore battle a few pages back reminded me of a favorite nerdy rapper of mine from the past -- MC Paul Barman. He has all of the nerdy rapper boxes ticked beautifully (White, Ivy Educated, , but he also has something I think is important in legitimate music -- he can be listened to without irony. In fact, he seems to take himself pretty seriously. He's also just beyond filthy, for those of you that go in for such a thing. Here, enjoy a selection. The audio is VERY NSFW, but the video is fine if you have headphones. AUDIO NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxOU11HkEZE&feature=related Lyrics: It's the last days, Jocks think pussies are ash trays And artsy-farts have more baggage than Samsonite Those ancient Hamptonites, they're always like, "I can't tonight" And men who are too beautiful are too dutiful with their cuticles Plus it's like conversasion with a carpeted cubicle I was eating food when a dude pseudo-suitable said, "My rap talk's the back drop from laptop to blacktop You certainly appear to be mightily stacked up My iconoclastic rap schtick gets my jimmy waxed like Chapstick I think LL Cool J and Canibus are BOTH fantastic. So-called experts can't see how the text works So they comb through the textures of italicized excerpts Believe me, it SUCKS Acting impressed, plus the whole time he rhymed he stared at my breasts At best he was neither ugly nor dumb I guessed I'd rearrange the boredom And make it into bedroom, I said, "Let's go Max like Headroom" We brought the ruckus like Red Grooms On the couch where we made out with my hand on his paunch He invited me to march in the Million Sperm Launch The fun talk stopped when we heard the front door unlock His dad made such a grand entrance, dude, you'd think we'd need sunblock At long last he walked past and let out a calm blast of bombast Before he could set down he briefcase, I said, "You're a queef-face. Go back to Boston" Chorus: (fast over rock hard guitars) When I want some, I get some I'll wade through the flotsam and jetsam Til I've met some smart hotties and caught 'em My parents named me Autumn But now I'm frickin' awesome Verse 2: Next I took the Express to 86th and Lex Flexed my Metrocard back in my wallet and Walked to the Metropolitan, The Great Hall Had hundreds of boys straight out of "Eightball", wait, Paul Barman was posted at his station He said, "For students there's a $5 suggested donation" Our eyes met It's nice to be hypnotized by a man you don't despise yet He had a type of flow and I can't quite label it All I know it made me want to take off my cableknit sweater, Oh he better be hetero I hope they don't catch us in the Lila Acheson Wallace Wing when Paulus brings the mattress in--rudely He backlashed my booty like I was Susan Faludi over the Grace Rainey Rogers Room rostrum Chorus: When I want some, I get some If I'm lost in the flotsam and jetsam I'll draw some Lacoste alligators chasing an opossum..... But now- I'm frigging awesome When I want some, I get some If I'm lost in the flotsam and jetsam I'll draw some Lacoste alligators chasing an opossum..... I'm frickin' awesome Edited April 1, 2011 by Sherwood
Voltron Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 Preserved stuffies is awesome, but what's up with the paper cranes pic that you have posted previously. What am I missing?
aardvark baguette Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 Ouch. http://www.commodityonline.com/news/Utah-begins-using-gold-silver-as-legal-tender-37804-3-1.html 1) Buy inflation hedge 2) Honor inflation hedge as currency 3) Honor outdated exchange rate against fiat currency you are replacing
agile_one Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 (edited) The Nerdcore battle a few pages back reminded me of a favorite nerdy rapper of mine from the past -- MC Paul Barman. He has all of the nerdy rapper boxes ticked beautifully (White, Ivy Educated, , but he also has something I think is important in legitimate music -- he can be listened to without irony. In fact, he seems to take himself pretty seriously. He's also just beyond filthy, for those of you that go in for such a thing. <snip ... </snip> this fucking made my day. I has a new hero. Edited April 1, 2011 by agile_one
Knuckledragger Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Posted April 1, 2011 Preserved stuffies is awesome, but what's up with the paper cranes pic that you have posted previously. What am I missing? Nothing other than me being ADD and failing to catch what I have already posted.
mypasswordis Posted April 2, 2011 Report Posted April 2, 2011 And now for something completely different. NSFW: http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/1207/trexw.jpg
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