Knuckledragger Posted February 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 YA RLY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livewire Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Ah yes. Spirited Away. One of the greats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolink24 Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 Ah yes. Spirited Away. One of the greats. Only when it's from the creators of Spirited Away and heavily discounted, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Grahame Posted February 2, 2011 Report Share Posted February 2, 2011 The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats, and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved”. Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross”. The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940, when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance”. The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada. The Scots have raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let's get the Bastards”. They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years. The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide”. The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender”. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing”. Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides”. The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs”. They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbor” and “Lose”. Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels. The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy. Canada doesn't have any alert levels. New Zealand has raised its security levels - from “baaa” to “BAAAA”. Due to continuing defense cutbacks, New Zealand has only one more level of escalation, which is “I hope Australia will come and rescue us”. Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She'll be alright, mate”. Three more escalation levels remain: “Crikey!”, “I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend” and “The barbie is canceled”. So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knuckledragger Posted February 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 (edited) EDIT: Yes, strictly speaking it's NSFW. Would your boss really fire you for Kubrick? Edited February 3, 2011 by Knuckledragger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Knuckledragger Posted February 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Happy New Year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knuckledragger Posted February 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Don't watch it all day, Sweetie. It'll rot your brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefy Posted February 3, 2011 Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Hobo with a shotgun was shot here in Halifax. Looking forward to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knuckledragger Posted February 3, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2011 Video contains a strong dose of booty. May be NSFW in your area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Peanuts Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 what the fuck is that highland park and where can i get it for free?! http://www.harrods.com/product/highland-park/highland-park-50-year-old/000000000002280078?icid=search-result Not free, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Yikes Posted February 4, 2011 Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 This is my most favorite thread. Credit should go where credit is due. I believe the threads name should be changed to Knuckledragger's Flotum and Jetsum Thread - or something similar. Anyho .... Thanks for all the posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knuckledragger Posted February 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 Aww, thanks. I'm happy with the forum name as it is, and my "Slow Roller" custom title. ...or I was until it went way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Knuckledragger Posted February 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2011 ^^ I'm so down with "Jetpack Ferret" I had that Suicidal Tendencies hat in high school, until a friend "borrowed" it and I never saw it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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