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Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius.

Chorus: "Real Men of Genius!"

Today we salute you, Mr. Japanese Knife Cutter Upper.

Chorus: "Mr. Japanese Knife Cutter Upper!"

Most people cut up their food using the garden variety department store Henkels knives.... but not you.

You wield the finest hand forged Japanese Steel while cutting up your culinary delights, O Ninja of the Kitchen!

Chorus: "Hai-ya..... Chop... Chop.... Chop... Chop!"

But the real trick is how you get your meat, by bashing unsuspecting victims in your basement with a shovel

Chorus: "Oooohhhh that hurt"

And if your not slicing up your cutlets, your patrolling the Head Case Forum looking for idiot posters to harass

Chorus: "Aaaassshats to BAN, to BAN!"

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Samurai of the Salad, you make our Forum safer... one asshat at a time!

Chorus: "Mr. Japanese Knife Cutter Upper!"

BudLight Beer, Anheuser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri

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Happy Fucking Birthday my friend. It was so good to see you earlier this month. Sorry about the whole leg thing, but it can only make you meaner, and for you that is a very good thing. :basement:

Hope to see you soon!!

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