Torpedo Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Holy shit, don't these people respect honorable dead ones? First Miles, now Bob. Who'll be next, Beethoven? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaox2 Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 Introducing... The Beathoven. Ludwig Van bone conduction phones are coming soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 I suspect fictitious people will be next like The Russell Hammond ("incendiary") and The Derek Smalls ("basically, it's a Mint wrapped in tin foil and then painted black"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlSeibert Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 I wonder if Monster gives every pro athlete in the country a free pair of Beats. I would actually admire that in a way, I suppose. At dinner tonight I was treated to about two minutes of Dwight Howard in close up, wearing his Dr Dres. (Which begs the question of how far into an Orwellian rabbit hole have we fallen that there are TVs glaring at you in otherwise delightful restuarants and what the bloody hell was a Magic game doing on the tube in South Florida, but those are rants for another day.) Then, when we thought it couldn't get an worse, we have this: Fake Beats By Dr. Dre Studio Headphones. That's like counterfieting a can of Spam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 once you're rich you get free everything here you can buy cases of beats from China: http://www.alibaba.com/product-gs/376145047/Beats_Studio_headphone_beats_studio_earphone.html says $68-75/pc. real or fake? could be either one. at the very least they are not "authorized" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 lol, the company admitted to me they were fake. $75 for a sample. i bet these are all over ebay. who wants to chip in for a pair? maybe they're better than the real ones.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlSeibert Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Assuming - and I have trouble believing otherwise - that the plastic parts were custom designed by Monster. That would mean that these guys would have to buy tooling. With lower volumes than the real manufacturer and thus higher per-unit costs, that wouldn't look like a stellar return on criminal investment. Maybe these are coming out the back door of the same sweatshop that makes the real ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlSeibert Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 I kinda doubt there's anybody here with a genuine pair to compare them to. ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Assuming - and I have trouble believing otherwise - that the plastic parts were custom designed by Monster. That would mean that these guys would have to buy tooling. With lower volumes than the real manufacturer and thus higher per-unit costs, that wouldn't look like a stellar return on criminal investment. Maybe these are coming out the back door of the same sweatshop that makes the real ones? it's possible. i found a website that shows how to tell real vs. fake. it's all about small differences in artwork on the box, documentation that is/isn't included. absolutely nothing about whats inside the headphones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MexicanDragon Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 That's like counterfieting a can of Spam. **BRENT** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
episiarch Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Darn it, when is someone going to make one endorsed by Brian Blessed? I need some shouty, beardy headphones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knuckledragger Posted January 8, 2011 Report Share Posted January 8, 2011 Remember this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlSeibert Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 I'd love for somebody to blow the whistle on how it's done. It just seems so weird. I have a Samsung WEP-200 Bluetooth mobilephone headset. When I was looking for it on the web there was a whole lot of traffic about avoiding counterfeits. At the end of the day, I bought a real one from Amazon. For somewhere in the neighborhood of 27 or 28 bucks. How on earth could anybody counterfeit a product like that for $28? Maybe mine was stolen or black market or something, but I kind of doubt it because that's been the going price ever since. On the other hand, at the beginning of its life cycle, the MSRP was about $100. I think the price was at that level for about ten minutes. So maybe if they can stay at their intended price points, the margin on some of these products is such a gouge that anything's possible. Hmmm. An 80 point margin could actually explain a lot about the product in question, now that I think about it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augsburger Posted January 10, 2011 Report Share Posted January 10, 2011 it's possible. i found a website that shows how to tell real vs. fake. it's all about small differences in artwork on the box, documentation that is/isn't included. absolutely nothing about whats inside the headphones Which begs the question and probably means the difference between the real Dr. Dres and the fake Dr. Dres is in the authentic/quality of the packaging itself; the parts in the authorized versions are so cheap there is no need to copy them, just use the same parts in the counterfits.....works for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlSeibert Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Which begs the question and probably means the difference between the real Dr. Dres and the fake Dr. Dres is in the authentic/quality of the packaging itself; the parts in the authorized versions are so cheap there is no need to copy them, just use the same parts in the counterfits.....works for me. Or the fakes could use better generic parts, not that I think the counterfeiters would care much. Sometimes you need a big order to get the real schlock. I doubt anything is custom except those plastic shells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
episiarch Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Mere parts are irrelevant. The entire point of these headphones is that they are made special, nay, transcendent, through their blessing by Dr. Dre. Only headphones sold though authorized channels bear the Dr.'s own authentic blessing. Copies, if they are ever even blessed at all, are given only a cost-saving perfunctory blessing by some underpaid shift worker at a factory. Sensitive buyers will easily be able to detect the difference in blessing quality between the Dr.'s headphones and any other. Others will simply have to be guided by those better-bred souls who have felt the stirrings in their loins left by the Dr.'s touch* upon their headphones, and have fallen to their knees in marvel and rapture at it.** Those who cannot feel the blessing must therefore choose their road: be guided by Faith, and pony up accordingly, or suffer the soul-deadening nihilism of buying lesser-blessed headphones for "parts," "construction," "value for money," and "sound" alone. *or that of his duly-appointed and contractually-designated representative. **and, because they are generous and sharing individuals, have posted and tweeted their positive reviews accordingly. Note: nothing in this satirical post is to be construed as being in any way derogatory of our own Mr. Blessing, who is in an altogether higher league of blessings than those others mentioned herein. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 (stops chewing, looks at camera) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knuckledragger Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Dusty is Cereal Guy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livewire Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Mere parts are irrelevant. The entire point of these headphones is that they are made special, nay, transcendent, through their blessing by Dr. Dre. Only headphones sold though authorized channels bear the Dr.'s own authentic blessing. Copies, if they are ever even blessed at all, are given only a cost-saving perfunctory blessing by some underpaid shift worker at a factory. Sensitive buyers will easily be able to detect the difference in blessing quality between the Dr.'s headphones and any other. Others will simply have to be guided by those better-bred souls who have felt the stirrings in their loins left by the Dr.'s touch* upon their headphones, and have fallen to their knees in marvel and rapture at it.** Those who cannot feel the blessing must therefore choose their road: be guided by Faith, and pony up accordingly, or suffer the soul-deadening nihilism of buying lesser-blessed headphones for "parts," "construction," "value for money," and "sound" alone. *or that of his duly-appointed and contractually-designated representative. **and, because they are generous and sharing individuals, have posted and tweeted their positive reviews accordingly. Note: nothing in this satirical post is to be construed as being in any way derogatory of our own Mr. Blessing, who is in an altogether higher league of blessings than those others mentioned herein. Let us not forget "looks". The fake Rolex syndrome factors in here as well. "You gotto look good too" - so keep rockin those fake Beats yo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted January 11, 2011 Report Share Posted January 11, 2011 Dusty is Cereal Guy!Actually I was thinking more along the lines of the farm animals recently posted. And I left out: (eyes widen) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypasswordis Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 (edited) Fanny Wang's On Ear Wangs. Just.. imagine it. Imagine it like I did. And laugh. Like I did. Ok I'm done (for now). Edit: Nvm they have "On Ear Wang's" on the website, so uh. Grammar fail. Or maybe it is in reference to the Cee apostrophe d? Edited January 31, 2011 by mypasswordis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revolink24 Posted January 31, 2011 Report Share Posted January 31, 2011 Fanny Wang's On Ear Wangs. Just.. imagine it. Imagine it like I did. And laugh. Like I did. Ok I'm done (for now). Edit: Nvm they have "On Ear Wang's" on the website, so uh. Grammar fail. Or maybe it is in reference to the Cee apostrophe d? I think it's a Yoda reference. "On Ear, Wang is." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypasswordis Posted February 1, 2011 Report Share Posted February 1, 2011 makes sense. And whatever game that is in your avi is familiar looking, I feel like I have played it or one of its iterations if it has any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted October 14, 2012 Report Share Posted October 14, 2012 Didn't feel like starting yet another fake Beatses thread, so thought I'd just throw this here: Yes, 'Zoro' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcpoor Posted October 15, 2012 Report Share Posted October 15, 2012 Didn't feel like starting yet another fake Beatses thread, so thought I'd just throw this here: Yes, 'Zoro' Tyll reviewed them a while back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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