Vicki...The only Queen at CanJam?

[mypasswordis]

ebony wood, meet chocolate donut

or change meet to meat

Edited June 10, 2010 by mypasswordis

[Smeggy]

^ WIN!!

[The Monkey]

I also like the title as is, but could see adding "H. erectus".

[Dreadhead]

yeah my suggestions were as a joke. I like your current title.

[Dusty Chalk]

Steve -- you're also assuming anyone has a say in the matter.

[Voltron]

Come on, people, this is supposed to be fun. Here's my first entry [so to speak].

Looking for Mr. Woodbar

[boomana]

mpi's is kinda funny

[909]

expert man-handler of all types of wood

[Knuckledragger]

"The Doctor Loves Wood"

[swt61]

I see the point about the existing title having more than one meaning. I also think Tyll's wood polishing, Al's looking for Mr. Woodbar and Justin's ideas are hilarious.

[screaming oranges]

I'm one to favor subtlety in double-meanings, so my vote goes for...

...Pinnochio.

[NightWoundsTime]

it's fine how it is.

You know whose custom title isn't fine how it is? Mine. I issued a challange and you have not fulfilled mister Reks. Get on that.

[Dusty Chalk]

Considering your avatar, it's fine how it is.

[shellylh]

I think Dr. Wood is pretty hilarious.

[Dusty Chalk]

Dr. Love would love wood

[MexicanDragon]

Does Fitz get a new title? How about:

N0000B

**BRENT**

[boomana]

Maybe Matt could trade titles with Steve.

[Fitz]

Does Fitz get a new title? How about:

N0000B

**BRENT**

[xand1x]

My apologies as I am very late to this thread. Just wanted to say its great that this type of private and personal information continue to receive such positive reception. I think we all have an issues, keeping us up a little later at night, or qualities we are unwilling to share with others. I can certainly attest to this and though it may not be the same issues that Steve, Fitz, or Shelly have expressed I most certainly have gained a new level of respect for you three for sharing this with the community. Not so long ago we were talking about the evolution of head-case and its actually quite good to see that this forum continues to focus on more than just the music. Cheers to you guys and to HC for making threads like this possible.

[909]

west happywood

[screaming oranges]

Woody Woodpecker

[CarlSeibert]

Dr Wood. If it ain't broke.........ah, sorry. Dr Wood is pretty tough to beat.

[screaming oranges]

I give up.

[Currawong]

Another late-joiner here. Most of all, this thread is an example of one of the main reasons I regret not being able to go to Canjam, which is to meet you great people. I've worked with quite a few gay people, some managers and some co-workers, as I spent 5 years in Sydney, which is the gay mecca of Australia, and it's all the same to me, you are who you are. I have quite a few funny stories too. Actually, on Thursday, on the way out from teaching an English class, I ran into the gay karaoke teacher. He's 60 or so and very flamboyant, with flashy clothes, Hello Kitty slippers (for inside buildings as we take our shoes off at the door) a demeanour that might be described as being like he's permanently drunk. I had just taken a piss and walked out of the toilet, whereupon seing me he asked (in Japanese), "How do you say 'urinate' in English?" The middled-aged and very conservative secretary, who heard this thought the whole thing highly amusing.

Anyway, my custom title suggestion:

Got wood?

[grawk]

My suggestion is:

They Call Me Dr Wood

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