Hopstretch Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 Blackbody - $959.00 : LessLoss high end audio power cables, video power cables, audiophile power cables, audiophile cables The Blackbody is a high-tech audio accessory which greatly enhances your audio playback experience by addressing the interaction of your audio gear's circuitry with ambient electromagnetic phenomena and modifying this interplay. The Blackbody takes advantage of the quantum nature of particle interaction, and is therefore able to permeate metal, plastic, wood, and other barriers to affect the circuitry inside your components. This altered electromagnetic influence results in profoundly improved sound quality. The Blackbody utilizes particle/wave patterns to work, and therefore does not need to be wired to your gear. It needs only to be placed near your audio system, either on the gear itself, or on the floor or a nearby shelf. The device can be thought of as a sort of flashlight which shines at a 35 degree angle from its center. For the first time in audio history, with the LessLoss Blackbody we can now convert the junk noise of spectral photon interaction into the ambient, cosmic blackbody radiation which was there before the signal arrived and will continue to be there after the signal wanes. The result in terms of sound: pure musicality.
morphsci Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 Proof positive that knowledge without understanding is dangerous.
Hopstretch Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Posted November 23, 2009 Proof positive that knowledge without understanding is dangerous profitable. FTFY.
morphsci Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 I don't know. I'm picturing one of those "out there" quantum physicists reading that shite and deciding a small thermonuclear device might just be the optimal solution.
Hopstretch Posted November 23, 2009 Author Report Posted November 23, 2009 You just want to strut your stuff in the aftermath.
cclragnarok Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 Would cryoed light bulbs have a similar effect?
aardvark baguette Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 lolz, buy moarz for moar anglez
Duggeh Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 Only a matter of time before Six Moons gives it five stars.
Grahame Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 I've just stopped pointing it in your direction. Did you notice the decrease in quality? Could this be outsourced, cheaper. So that an array of these were shared around the globe, based on disjoint listening patterns? Why by one, just pay for the subscription service! Announce you are listening on our special iPhone app, and our location aware service will target your current listening position, anywhere on the globe! Upgrade to the platinum service for the high charm, low strangeness mods!
aardvark baguette Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 I can see an aftermarket shop increasing the angle to 71 degrees, for $999, so you can get more for your monies.
Voltron Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 I put one into space directed at Head-Case members.
Duggeh Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 I put one into space directed at Head-Case members. You've got it turned up too high. Every time I try to play an Abba track it comes out as Thus Spake Zarathrustra.
Dusty Chalk Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 I put one into space directed at Head-Case members.Thanks, I was thinking 5 in geosynchronous orbit would do it.
Grahame Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 Thanks, everything sounds so much better now. Just one small problem.
Voltron Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 You've got it turned up too high. Every time I try to play an Abba track it comes out as Thus Spake Zarathrustra. Wait, let me launch the Tubular Bells Monolith . . .
Dusty Chalk Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 You've got it turned up too high. Every time I try to play an Abba track it comes out as Thus Spake Zarathrustra.I've got two words for you: edge diffraction.
Grahame Posted November 23, 2009 Report Posted November 23, 2009 You've got it turned up too high. Every time I try to play an Abba track it comes out as Thus Spake Zarathrustra. Well, if you will act as an observer. Just don't go looking at kitty's on the internet. 50% of the time you'll regret it. Wait, let me launch the Tubular Bells Monolith . . . Unconfirmed sightings of Saucer Shaped Objects have occured
Absorbine_Sr Posted November 24, 2009 Report Posted November 24, 2009 "My God, they're full of shit!"
mypasswordis Posted November 24, 2009 Report Posted November 24, 2009 Schrodinger? It nearly killed her (the cat)!
Sherwood Posted November 24, 2009 Report Posted November 24, 2009 "It is marginally smaller in weight and size than two bars of gold." Bargain?
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