feckn_eejit Posted November 6, 2009 Report Posted November 6, 2009 Seriously though, I did indeed receive a "sizable" inheritance (so to speak), but it's been as much a curse as a blessing. The one girl I truly fell head over heals for, and wanted to have babies with, simply could not have a sexual relationship with me due to my size (length is above average, but the girth is insane) without serious pain (she wore size zero pants). Most times I'm able to be gentle and time is my friend, but it never got any better with her. Very sad story, because she felt the same about me. I'd have traded it away for her in a skinny minute. Shit........ can't imagine..... that's brutal........The absolute truth is that you can be as big as you've ever dreamed of, but if you don't take the time to learn how to satisfy a your partner with technique it's a waste of meat. My Brother received the opposite inheritance than myself (quite small actually), and it used to bother the hell out of him. He used to get babes like mad back in the day, and none of them were complaining.Oh I have the technique (and a tongue of legend, which again isn't sizable but has benefited from considerable word of mouth, ha ha ha) but still wouldn't complain about a bit more uh, inheritance! haha lulz @ stretch Right, so about those musical reproduction equipment widgets? I hear the ECR-1 sounds pretty girthy.
swt61 Posted November 6, 2009 Report Posted November 6, 2009 I'm sure the Electrocompaniet marketing folks are going to be just thrilled when they next Google ECR-1. I hadn't thought of that.
The Monkey Posted November 6, 2009 Author Report Posted November 6, 2009 Electrocompaniet Cock Rings.
drp Posted November 6, 2009 Report Posted November 6, 2009 Electrocockpanic? DAC performance anxiety?
The Monkey Posted November 6, 2009 Author Report Posted November 6, 2009 I think it's odd that Electrocompaniet has not updated the ECD-1.
jinp6301 Posted November 6, 2009 Report Posted November 6, 2009 Dusty, you are bringing the awesome with the new smileys
Sherwood Posted November 6, 2009 Report Posted November 6, 2009 Electrocockpanic? 5 to 1 this is already trademarked as a Japanese breakfast cereal.
Dusty Chalk Posted November 6, 2009 Report Posted November 6, 2009 Dusty, you are bringing the awesome with the new smileysI can't take credit for them, they're all coming from the same place, and I basically fell in love with all of them.
drp Posted November 6, 2009 Report Posted November 6, 2009 Ha! thanks for sharing those. I was going to snag one for Mr. Monkey but there's just too many to choose from (do like 'Confused' though. Field day for all but especially our local simian.
The Monkey Posted November 6, 2009 Author Report Posted November 6, 2009 has there been a major technological shift that would make it worthwhile? USB maybe, i guess. I guess USB and Hi Res would really be the only things. It's nice they haven't messed with it; it's a nice DAC.
Augsburger Posted November 6, 2009 Report Posted November 6, 2009 Well what ever dac chip was in the EMP-1/M playing in the Electrocompanient room at RMAF sounded pretty sweet. Nums and I thought there was a very nice synergy going on in the room. EC is not the best in providing all the details of the innards of their products but Peter, their rep said this model had been "improved" and "upgraded", we were too busy listening to ask further. I definitely left the room wanting the EMP-1 for myself.
Dusty Chalk Posted November 6, 2009 Report Posted November 6, 2009 Ha! thanks for sharing those. I was going to snag one for Mr. Monkey but there's just too many to choose from (do like 'Confused' though. Field day for all but especially our local simian.Oh, Mr. Monkey already got one privately.
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