The Monkey Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 From: Electrocompaniet Introduces the ECR 1?A High-Performance, Do-All Tuner | AVguide "The Norwegian high-end audio firm Electrocompaniet has just announced its stunningly versatile ECR 1 tuner, which
dreamwhisper Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 I just don't see these things as chick-magnets,, oh,, you have an electrocompaniet? What is it? some kind of computer? does it give you the companionship you're missing from not having a girlfriend? ..looser ...tho I personally wouldn't mind gettin freaky with it
dreamwhisper Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 does it come with an antenna? that's pretty kinky
manaox2 Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 Ooo, I like. I also like to imagine this combined with the ECC-1 CD Player for the all-in-one KO.
feckn_eejit Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 I just don't see these things as chick-magnets,, oh,, you have an electrocompaniet? What is it? some kind of computer? does it give you the companionship you're missing from not having a girlfriend? ..looser ...tho I personally wouldn't mind gettin freaky with itspent a damn sight less on my stereo than i did on my last girlfriend over the 3.5ish years...... edit: fuck i just opened the door for some brutal "service provider" jokes here..........
Hopstretch Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 spent a damn sight less on my stereo than i did on my last girlfriend............... Next time, try and build resale value into the model, mmkay?
feckn_eejit Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 got hosed on that one. even bought used!
feckn_eejit Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 i didn't quite get how that connection was made earlier in the thread either........ oh and i love those together not together together not together together not together things, super fun!
swt61 Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 My stereo doesn't mind when I turn it off. My last GF on the other hand... Hey I gotta get undressed sometimes!
swt61 Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 like you said, are you trying to get people to subscribe, or are you trying to scare them away? If I could just highlight the penile area only. Kind of like masking the rest of me out with a Green screen for real time. Then I could just be a dick.
swt61 Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 I made that easy! It didn't even feel good, did it?
guzziguy Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 It didn't even feel good, did it? Do you ask this question a lot? That might explain the recent lack of GFs.
swt61 Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 Do you ask this question a lot? That might explain the recent lack of GFs. The problem is I'm not asking. It felt good for me. What was this thread about?
feckn_eejit Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 i've actually had two girls tell me mine was perfect since it never hurt no matter the angle/depth. that's women code for "it's too small", right?
swt61 Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 No, not at all. That's women's code for 'it's time to remove your finger and insert your penis now'. Sorry, that was downright mean.
Hopstretch Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 figures. You'll be OK. You play in a band.
feckn_eejit Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 tell me about it. don't really get it, if i were a woman i wouldn't want to sleep with most of the musicians i've met..... but when you're a musician AND you own a car, AND live on your own and have 6' tall speakers that look like room dividers...... muahahahahahhahha. i can even keep a tree alive, and cook eggs! btw, you hear these things about these guys who go around talking about how big their dicks are all the time.........
feckn_eejit Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 i'm guessing the frequent self-deprecating just makes me weird...? hm, gonna go put on bjork's "venus as a boy"
swt61 Posted November 5, 2009 Report Posted November 5, 2009 btw, you hear these things about these guys who go around talking about how big their dicks are all the time......... But only the truly gifted are willing to stake their β22 on it. But I'll trade my '75 Cadillac for your '08 Suzuki SX4 anytime! It's high mileage, but she's been babied recently. Heck garaged mostly! Pretty boy looks, thin waist and the band thing sounds pretty good to me. I'll even keep the hair long, what the hell!
feckn_eejit Posted November 6, 2009 Report Posted November 6, 2009 i'll keep the crotch rocket actually been on the fence about the hair this week, it's starting to drive me fucking mad!
swt61 Posted November 6, 2009 Report Posted November 6, 2009 i'll keep the crotch rocket Lol! Perfect use of the terminology. Seriously though, I did indeed receive a "sizable" inheritance (so to speak), but it's been as much a curse as a blessing. The one girl I truly fell head over heals for, and wanted to have babies with, simply could not have a sexual relationship with me due to my size (length is above average, but the girth is insane) without serious pain (she wore size zero pants). Most times I'm able to be gentle and time is my friend, but it never got any better with her. Very sad story, because she felt the same about me. I'd have traded it away for her in a skinny minute. The absolute truth is that you can be as big as you've ever dreamed of, but if you don't take the time to learn how to satisfy a your partner with technique it's a waste of meat. My Brother received the opposite inheritance than myself (quite small actually), and it used to bother the hell out of him. He used to get babes like mad back in the day, and none of them were complaining. Damn, I'm used to steering threads off coarse, but I think I've outdone myself.
Hopstretch Posted November 6, 2009 Report Posted November 6, 2009 I'm sure the Electrocompaniet marketing folks are going to be just thrilled when they next Google ECR-1.
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