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With what existential crisis are you grappling right now?


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I've been spending the past 3 years struggling with my limitations to create observably perfect forms in hand built ceramic sculptures. It's been driving me mad this past month.

On a more existential note I got stoned last week and bought a snickers bar, when I opened it there was some sort of larva in it. It put everything in my life in question how could there be a god that let this type of thing happen.

Did you demand satisfaction?

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My girlfriends have likened it more to a tootsie pop.

Dear God, you or the larvae?

I can see how that could form a hatred of women and turn you gay. ;) NTTAWWT

He's talking about the larva. Or maybe the snickers bar.*

Waits for inevitable "yeah, your penis is a snickers bar" joke.

Yes, I followed that.

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Cheap, but delightful.

In other news, I had a gay goth friend who evidently legally changed his name to vampire.

Reminding me of a crazy guy I knew in Boulder eons ago. He legally changed his name to Boulder Jesus, but then upgraded to AAA God. He lived in a tepee outside of town and occasionally liked to dress himself in only honey and run through the outdoor mall. He was an old guy, but fast on his feet.

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