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Larva generally start out small so for it to become king sized it would have to live in that candy bar for quite some time. Why didn't it molt? Perhaps you meant this-

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I really don't think you guys understand the gravity of the situation, it was king sized.

I thought gays were into size? Now I'm thoroughly confused.

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I thought gays were into size? Now I'm thoroughly confused.

Gay vampires are facing similar challenges as us mortals. They have to choose between: portable, transportable and desktop size.

But please dont ask about the ''balanced'' option.....:P

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I've been spending the past 3 years struggling with my limitations to create observably perfect forms in hand built ceramic sculptures. It's been driving me mad this past month.

On a more existential note I got stoned last week and bought a snickers bar, when I opened it there was some sort of larva in it. It put everything in my life in question how could there be a god that let this type of thing happen.

Did you demand satisfaction?

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My girlfriends have likened it more to a tootsie pop.

Dear God, you or the larvae?

I can see how that could form a hatred of women and turn you gay. ;) NTTAWWT

He's talking about the larva. Or maybe the snickers bar.*

Waits for inevitable "yeah, your penis is a snickers bar" joke.

Yes, I followed that.

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He probably sucks.

Cheap, but delightful.

In other news, I had a gay goth friend who evidently legally changed his name to vampire. Apparently just in time for twilight, though, which must not have sat well with him.

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Cheap, but delightful.

In other news, I had a gay goth friend who evidently legally changed his name to vampire.

Reminding me of a crazy guy I knew in Boulder eons ago. He legally changed his name to Boulder Jesus, but then upgraded to AAA God. He lived in a tepee outside of town and occasionally liked to dress himself in only honey and run through the outdoor mall. He was an old guy, but fast on his feet.

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