grawk Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 (d) there wasn't really anything in your snickers bar and you are either lying or hallucinated it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 Is that really the worst thing a gay vampire has to worry about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherwood Posted October 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 One would imagine that's part of the appeal. What could possibly be more cosmopolitan than homosexual vampires? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chekhonte Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 I really don't think you guys understand the gravity of the situation, it was king sized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augsburger Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 Larva generally start out small so for it to become king sized it would have to live in that candy bar for quite some time. Why didn't it molt? Perhaps you meant this- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 I really don't think you guys understand the gravity of the situation, it was king sized. I thought gays were into size? Now I'm thoroughly confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genetic Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 I thought gays were into size? Now I'm thoroughly confused. Gay vampires are facing similar challenges as us mortals. They have to choose between: portable, transportable and desktop size. But please dont ask about the ''balanced'' option..... Amicalement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 I thought gays were into size? Now I'm thoroughly confused.He's talking about the larva. Or maybe the snickers bar.* Waits for inevitable "yeah, your penis is a snickers bar" joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chekhonte Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 My girlfriends have likened it more to a tootsie pop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diebenkorn Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 I've been spending the past 3 years struggling with my limitations to create observably perfect forms in hand built ceramic sculptures. It's been driving me mad this past month. On a more existential note I got stoned last week and bought a snickers bar, when I opened it there was some sort of larva in it. It put everything in my life in question how could there be a god that let this type of thing happen. Did you demand satisfaction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chekhonte Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 my ire was fully roused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted October 30, 2009 Report Share Posted October 30, 2009 My girlfriends have likened it more to a tootsie pop. Dear God, you or the larvae? I can see how that could form a hatred of women and turn you gay. NTTAWWT He's talking about the larva. Or maybe the snickers bar.* Waits for inevitable "yeah, your penis is a snickers bar" joke. Yes, I followed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomana Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 I met a gay vampire once. It was at a party about 20 years ago. I wonder what ever happened to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypasswordis Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 He perfected the art of ceramic dildo making, in true gay vampire fashion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monkey Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 He probably sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherwood Posted November 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 He probably sucks. Cheap, but delightful. In other news, I had a gay goth friend who evidently legally changed his name to vampire. Apparently just in time for twilight, though, which must not have sat well with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomana Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Cheap, but delightful. In other news, I had a gay goth friend who evidently legally changed his name to vampire. Reminding me of a crazy guy I knew in Boulder eons ago. He legally changed his name to Boulder Jesus, but then upgraded to AAA God. He lived in a tepee outside of town and occasionally liked to dress himself in only honey and run through the outdoor mall. He was an old guy, but fast on his feet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jinp6301 Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Vicky has cool friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 "He had nothing on, but a smile...and some slow-moving liquid." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvdunhill Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 "He had nothing on, but a smile...and some slow-moving liquid." sounds like an advertisement for a male strip club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monkey Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Why am I tempted by an O2 mk2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 'cause it's not that bad. And you can find out for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltron Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 Why am I tempted by an O2 mk2? Be strong, Dinny, an O2 Mk2 is a waste of money that you should be wasting on a ULN-2! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dreamwhisper Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 I also have a serious spider problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monkey Posted November 3, 2009 Report Share Posted November 3, 2009 There are many things wrong about that picture. 'cause it's not that bad. And you can find out for yourself. Except that I've already owned them once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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