Fitz Posted September 20, 2009 Report Posted September 20, 2009 Please stop posting that picture of the fucking squid. It freaks me out for days. Quote
gatto Posted September 20, 2009 Author Report Posted September 20, 2009 these guys are cooler anyway Quote
morphsci Posted September 20, 2009 Report Posted September 20, 2009 Isopods and cephalopods are da shiznitz. Quote
morphsci Posted September 20, 2009 Report Posted September 20, 2009 if an isopod had replaced my tongue, someone would tell me, right? Only if we weren't drunk, and what's the chance of that happening? Quote
swt61 Posted September 20, 2009 Report Posted September 20, 2009 Or if you were getting ready to blow somebody. Pretty sure they'd tell you then. So in theory you could pretend you want to blow somebody to find out whether or not your tongue has been replaced by an isopod. Oh and Gatto, if you haven't run away screaming yet, well welcome to Head-Case. Quote
gatto Posted September 20, 2009 Author Report Posted September 20, 2009 Or if you were getting ready to blow somebody. Pretty sure they'd tell you then. So in theory you could pretend you want to blow somebody to find out whether or not your tongue has been replaced by an isopod. Oh and Gatto, if you haven't run away screaming yet, well welcome to Head-Case. lol thanks Quote
mypasswordis Posted September 20, 2009 Report Posted September 20, 2009 So in theory you could pretend you want to blow somebody to find out whether or not your tongue has been replaced by an isopod. Dude, brilliant. A BJ in a BJ; a double BJ. Like a double quarter pounder, except not, because the beef patty isn't in the other beef patty. Wait, what were we talking about? Okay, that's enough HC for me, today. i'll try this strategy tomorrow. Post pics or it didn't happen. Quote
HeadphoneAddict Posted September 20, 2009 Report Posted September 20, 2009 my girlfriend performed in a local production of the Vagina Monologues a few years. i thought it was pretty good. The vagina or the performance? Quote
swt61 Posted September 20, 2009 Report Posted September 20, 2009 Dude, brilliant. A BJ in a BJ; a double BJ. Like a double quarter pounder, except not, because the beef patty isn't in the other beef patty. Wait, what were we talking about? Honestly, the DB-BJ hadn't even entered my mind, so the brilliance is all yours Sir. It may even become the ultimate sexual act for a male, at least until the inter vaginal isopod is discovered. Could that then be referred to as double dipping? It could also be a revelation for those very odd women who really don't want to perform fellatio for their men. They can transfer away any thoughts of distaste, and place them squarely on the isopod (here fore to be referred to as isopodBJ). That also brings to conscious a new nickname for one slimy, profiteering HFer, don't it? Quote
Fitz Posted September 20, 2009 Report Posted September 20, 2009 Dude, brilliant. A BJ in a BJ; a double BJ. Like a double quarter pounder, except not, because the beef patty isn't in the other beef patty. Wait, what were we talking about? Yo dawg... Quote
Dusty Chalk Posted September 20, 2009 Report Posted September 20, 2009 (edited) I'm so proud of my hc men. A simple hello thread from a brand new female member has inspired the most concentrated effort of penis and vagina posts in hc history.You're not proud of me, I have studiously avoided posting in this thread. That said, I will not lower the penis/vagina density, so: I <3 vagina and my penis. Edited September 20, 2009 by Dusty Chalk Quote
Hopstretch Posted September 20, 2009 Report Posted September 20, 2009 I <3 my vagina and penis. Too easy. Quote
Dusty Chalk Posted September 20, 2009 Report Posted September 20, 2009 (snore) C'mon man, put some effort into it. Quote
Hopstretch Posted September 20, 2009 Report Posted September 20, 2009 (snore) C'mon man, put some effort into it. Quote
diebenkorn Posted September 20, 2009 Report Posted September 20, 2009 Almost makes you forget the COCKS hats Quote
mypasswordis Posted September 20, 2009 Report Posted September 20, 2009 That also brings to conscious a new nickname for one slimy, profiteering HFer, don't it? Er, would that be LobsterBJ or Isopodking(BJ)? do you think IsopodBJ is a fan of the DT48, too? I think he can only handle BJing one iPod/headphone at a time; for all I know, his next target might well be the DT48. Yo dawg... I put an isopod in your mouth so you can blow someone while blowing someone. Quote
Smeggy Posted September 21, 2009 Report Posted September 21, 2009 isopods can fuck right off, little fuckers would try to eat all the donuts before I got to them. They want to live on my tongue they can buy their own fucking donuts! Quote
swt61 Posted September 21, 2009 Report Posted September 21, 2009 i'll try this strategy tomorrow. Well? Quote
Smeggy Posted September 21, 2009 Report Posted September 21, 2009 he probably got so carried away blowing someone he forgot to ask. Quote
linuxworks Posted October 1, 2009 Report Posted October 1, 2009 Who the fuck is gatto? For that matter, who are all of you? Who am I? Why am I naked? as long as you clean up your mess before you leave, I just don't care! Quote
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