Fitz Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Please stop posting that picture of the fucking squid. It freaks me out for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatto Posted September 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 these guys are cooler anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monkey Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 fuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morphsci Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Isopods and cephalopods are da shiznitz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grawk Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 nope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morphsci Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 if an isopod had replaced my tongue, someone would tell me, right? Only if we weren't drunk, and what's the chance of that happening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Or if you were getting ready to blow somebody. Pretty sure they'd tell you then. So in theory you could pretend you want to blow somebody to find out whether or not your tongue has been replaced by an isopod. Oh and Gatto, if you haven't run away screaming yet, well welcome to Head-Case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatto Posted September 20, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Or if you were getting ready to blow somebody. Pretty sure they'd tell you then. So in theory you could pretend you want to blow somebody to find out whether or not your tongue has been replaced by an isopod. Oh and Gatto, if you haven't run away screaming yet, well welcome to Head-Case. lol thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypasswordis Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 So in theory you could pretend you want to blow somebody to find out whether or not your tongue has been replaced by an isopod. Dude, brilliant. A BJ in a BJ; a double BJ. Like a double quarter pounder, except not, because the beef patty isn't in the other beef patty. Wait, what were we talking about? Okay, that's enough HC for me, today. i'll try this strategy tomorrow. Post pics or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeadphoneAddict Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 my girlfriend performed in a local production of the Vagina Monologues a few years. i thought it was pretty good. The vagina or the performance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diebenkorn Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 What do we win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drp Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Hi gatto. Welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Dude, brilliant. A BJ in a BJ; a double BJ. Like a double quarter pounder, except not, because the beef patty isn't in the other beef patty. Wait, what were we talking about? Honestly, the DB-BJ hadn't even entered my mind, so the brilliance is all yours Sir. It may even become the ultimate sexual act for a male, at least until the inter vaginal isopod is discovered. Could that then be referred to as double dipping? It could also be a revelation for those very odd women who really don't want to perform fellatio for their men. They can transfer away any thoughts of distaste, and place them squarely on the isopod (here fore to be referred to as isopodBJ). That also brings to conscious a new nickname for one slimy, profiteering HFer, don't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitz Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Dude, brilliant. A BJ in a BJ; a double BJ. Like a double quarter pounder, except not, because the beef patty isn't in the other beef patty. Wait, what were we talking about? Yo dawg... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 (edited) I'm so proud of my hc men. A simple hello thread from a brand new female member has inspired the most concentrated effort of penis and vagina posts in hc history.You're not proud of me, I have studiously avoided posting in this thread. That said, I will not lower the penis/vagina density, so: I <3 vagina and my penis. Edited September 20, 2009 by Dusty Chalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopstretch Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 I <3 my vagina and penis. Too easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 (snore) C'mon man, put some effort into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhd812 Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 i love you musty dusty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopstretch Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 (snore) C'mon man, put some effort into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diebenkorn Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Almost makes you forget the COCKS hats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mypasswordis Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 That also brings to conscious a new nickname for one slimy, profiteering HFer, don't it? Er, would that be LobsterBJ or Isopodking(BJ)? do you think IsopodBJ is a fan of the DT48, too? I think he can only handle BJing one iPod/headphone at a time; for all I know, his next target might well be the DT48. Yo dawg... I put an isopod in your mouth so you can blow someone while blowing someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smeggy Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 isopods can fuck right off, little fuckers would try to eat all the donuts before I got to them. They want to live on my tongue they can buy their own fucking donuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 i'll try this strategy tomorrow. Well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smeggy Posted September 21, 2009 Report Share Posted September 21, 2009 he probably got so carried away blowing someone he forgot to ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linuxworks Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Who the fuck is gatto? For that matter, who are all of you? Who am I? Why am I naked? as long as you clean up your mess before you leave, I just don't care! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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