NightWoundsTime Posted September 16, 2009 Report Posted September 16, 2009 I strongly disagree with the mexican and yelled at him loudly when he dared to insult the Britt's donut I so gladly paid for after taking Dinny to the airport. I have eaten many a Krispy Kreme doughnut in my life, and the problem is that they are indeed not very krispy. I have also had my grandmother's homemade doughnut, which was much more similar in texture to the Britt's variety. The wonderful crunchy parts mixed with the only slightly chewy bits all pointed to the perfect handmade doughnut that a corporate chain could never make a profit from. Brent also sought chocolate covered doughnuts with sprinkles, to which I say: Grow up retard. The Britt's doughnut was my best memory of Kure Beach NC, and you should all know by now that I'm a very sentimental person.
MexicanDragon Posted September 16, 2009 Report Posted September 16, 2009 When I write a review, you are to worship and adore me for my efforts and agree with all of my conclusions. If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. That was a review? I saw it more as a spattering of drunken drivel. As someone who's opinion may or may not be respected I thought people should have a second opinion as to be able to make up their minds concretely and conclusively about things they've never heard tasted. To put it in perspective, this review came from a man who ordered a salad and a pizza at a seafood joint... **BRENT**
MexicanDragon Posted September 16, 2009 Report Posted September 16, 2009 I strongly disagree with the mexican and yelled at him loudly when he dared to insult the Britt's donut I so gladly paid for after taking Dinny to the airport. I have eaten many a Krispy Kreme doughnut in my life, and the problem is that they are indeed not very krispy. I have also had my grandmother's homemade doughnut, which was much more similar in texture to the Britt's variety. The wonderful crunchy parts mixed with the only slightly chewy bits all pointed to the perfect handmade doughnut that a corporate chain could never make a profit from. Brent also sought chocolate covered doughnuts with sprinkles, to which I say: Grow up retard. The Britt's doughnut was my best memory of Kure Beach NC, and you should all know by now that I'm a very sentimental person. Your MOM is heavy... **BRENT**
swt61 Posted September 16, 2009 Report Posted September 16, 2009 He paddles that shit back to shore, Dinny. Shore? Hell that's the aquarium in his living room!
Sherwood Posted September 16, 2009 Report Posted September 16, 2009 W: "And which shark might I interest you in, sir?" C: "hmmm... that one. Over by that rocky outcropping" W: "The one biting that Chevy Impala in twain?" C: "That one" W: "Very good choice, sir -- we'll have it right up"
Fitz Posted September 16, 2009 Report Posted September 16, 2009 Your MOM is heavy... **BRENT** Well this line had to be worked in somewhere, didn't it?
swt61 Posted September 16, 2009 Report Posted September 16, 2009 Well this line had to be worked in somewhere, didn't it? She ain't heavy, she's my Mother. (waits to see how many get that reference) Hint: Burt Bacharach
guzziguy Posted September 17, 2009 Report Posted September 17, 2009 For your hint, shouldn't it be Bobby Scott and Bob Russell? A more obvious hint: The Hollies
swt61 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Posted September 17, 2009 For your hint, shouldn't it be Bobby Scott and Bob Russell? A more obvious hint: The Hollies SOB! You're right! All this time I thought the tune was actually penned by the Burtmeister. Now I have to dig into my collection to find out what caused such an embarrasing mistake.
morphsci Posted September 17, 2009 Report Posted September 17, 2009 To put it in perspective, this review came from a man who ordered a salad and a pizza at a seafood joint... **BRENT** Duh! He lives on an island.
Cankin Posted September 17, 2009 Report Posted September 17, 2009 I wonder if these donuts taste different if he holds them with his left hand or both hands.
morphsci Posted September 17, 2009 Report Posted September 17, 2009 The only way I could restrain myself from grabbing more donuts was to keep my hand in my pocket since I am an ambidextrous donut eater.
Fitz Posted September 17, 2009 Report Posted September 17, 2009 I don't even need to use either hand if I'm hungry and there are donuts in the vicinity.
morphsci Posted September 17, 2009 Report Posted September 17, 2009 Nah, I have people who do that for me.
Dusty Chalk Posted September 17, 2009 Report Posted September 17, 2009 SOB! You're right! All this time I thought the tune was actually penned by the Burtmeister. Now I have to dig into my collection to find out what caused such an embarrasing mistake.
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