Voltron Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 Chuck Norris Allows Birthday to Arrive Posted Mar 10th 2009 10:45AM by TMZ Staff Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. He turns infinity. Fun fact: Chuck Norris was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick. p.s. -- he's 69 (in human years). Another fun fact that might be little known is that on his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. I have my fingers crossed about the lucky winner this year. Better finish that tequila shot you've been nursing Slacker.
Grahame Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 Happy Birthday Chuck Norris. By now you all probably know the Chuck Norris facts - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. But just in case Chuck Norris Facts And remember, don't try to "Google Chuck Norris" on Google. Chuck Norris - Google Search
morphsci Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 Thanks for allowing me to wish you a happy birthday Chuck.
Pars Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 Happy Birthday Chuck! One of my favorites: When Chuck Norris was driving he saw a sign that said, "Caution: Small Children Playing." So he slowed down, but then it occurred to him: Chuck Norris isn't afraid of small children.
Duggeh Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 I had no idea he was that old. I thought he was in his 50s.
Asr Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 SpikedHumor.com Conan O' Brien: Walker Texas Ranger Clips SpikedHumor.com
LFF Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 Some of my favorites: Chuck's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push up, he pushes the earth down. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you!
Dusty Chalk Posted March 11, 2009 Report Posted March 11, 2009 An unstoppable force met in immovable object once; that union yielded Chuck Norris.
GPH Posted March 11, 2009 Report Posted March 11, 2009 Chuck Norris is the only man that can kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
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