Smeggy Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 Don't be fucking wit sharp toos when you're tired, especially only 10 minutes after the wife says 'should you be doing that when you're so tired' ouch! ` That's gonna leave a mark...
Duggeh Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 You earn a new pirate name though. Smeggy Nine Fingers. Scars are cool anyway.
Kabeer Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 Hey think about it like this, you just got the cheapest tattoo deal on the planet!! (otherwise hope ur ok smegg!)
swt61 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 Come on Smeg, give us the whole story, embarrassing details, blood, bouncing digits...don't leave anything out.
Pars Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 Pics or it didn't happen! Seriously, hope you're OK...
jinp6301 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 "Bones Heal, Chicks dig scars, pain is temporary and glory is forever" -Evel Knievel
pabbi1 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 Chick DO dig scars... I just hate listening to the wife gripe about Dremel / Table Saw / Jointer, when the most skin I have lost recently was when I left the key in the chuck before turning on the drill press (funny, she missed THAT one)... tore off a dime sized piece of my knuckle. Face shield for the win, or, it would have been worse. Or, self fulfilling prophesy, as in, 'I am picking up xacto - note: do NOT cut self' - well, then, do anyway.
n_maher Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 I hear you Gary, some days it's better to just walk away.
Smeggy Posted March 10, 2009 Author Report Posted March 10, 2009 Arrrrr, Gather rund ye scurvy knaves, for I have a tale that will curdle ye blood and chill ye to the core.. I bee limpin around on me old peg leg for many an adventure on the high seas and determined it were time for a new one. Armed with a piece of an old schooner mast I set to work. I'd just previously pillaged a woodshop and relieved them of one of them new-fangled pull action rip saws. A more fearsome set of teeth I'd never encountered. She were shiny and sharp, a real beauty. Little did I realize the depth of her treachery!! Dismissing me crewmates warnings of the bedvillled saw, I set to work on me new leg, ripsaw in me hook and holding the wood in me one good hand. I was tired and sleepy, so what better to cure me slovenliness than a nice bit of peg making I thoughts to meself... Before ye knew it, she was on me! Rippin at the end of me thumb for all she was worth.. Me poor flesh stood no chance against her ferocious bite and before I could cast her evil soul to the briney depths, she'd had her revenge on me. Aye, she was a wicked temptress, preying on me tired old carcass, biding her time until she were ready to strike.. Strangely I found meself wide awake thereafter... aaaarrrrr!
Kabeer Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 Strangely I found meself wide awake thereafter... aaaarrrrr! I think you just found a new alternative to Red Bull and Coffee!!!
Duggeh Posted March 10, 2009 Report Posted March 10, 2009 Even I don't dislike those two drinks enough to consider this sort of thing a viable alternative. If I'm tired, I sleep or nap. Caffeine gives me crushing headaches. With DIY mishaps, the pain is less reliabily localised.
HeadphoneAddict Posted March 12, 2009 Report Posted March 12, 2009 Cats can't flush the toilet - they don't have opposable thumbs. Here's hoping you do!
HeadphoneAddict Posted March 12, 2009 Report Posted March 12, 2009 So, they lied in "Meet the Parents" - can't believe everything we hear it seems.
lostonetr Posted March 12, 2009 Report Posted March 12, 2009 not really a cat person, but great video. really cute
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