blessingx Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 How Many 90 Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight? The Ground Rules: You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court There are no weapons or foreign objects, and all 90 year olds must be capable of standing and walking (no wheelchairs) Everyone is wearing a cup - so no groin kicks The elderly are fearless and will fight to the death If a 90 year old is knocked unconscious, they are "out." The same goes for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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oogabooga Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Us Canadians go easy on the old-timers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spritzer Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Must be the viking blood as they spared no one.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jinp6301 Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Must be the viking blood as they spared no one.... of course Thor can take on the most 90 year olds! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fungi Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Wimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duggeh Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 I think its clear. Us Scots bow down to our Icelandic brothers in terms of the beating of the hoards of agressive old folk. I would contend however, that your average Scottish old person is younger and fitter than most, because to reach that age they have to get past the highest rate of coronary heart disease and alcohol related chronic illness in the developed world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oogabooga Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 I would contend however, that your average Scottish old person is younger and fitter than most, because to reach that age they have to get past the highest rate of coronary heart disease and alcohol related chronic illness in the developed world. Wouldn't that make them slower and less fit than most, what with all the heart tissue-scarring from the CHD and the alcohol consumption making their livers larger than their sporran? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltron Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Stupid fragile old people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepak Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 I think its clear. Us Scots bow down to our Icelandic brothers in terms of the beating of the hoards of agressive old folk. I would contend however, that your average Scottish old person is younger and fitter than most, because to reach that age they have to get past the highest rate of coronary heart disease and alcohol related chronic illness in the developed world. It makes me smile knowing there is a criteria named after the city of Glasgow for alcohol induced pancreatitis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duggeh Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 I was born in glasgow, so just watch it! *dies from premature NED attack* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaox2 Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Personally, I don't believe I could take more then three or four to the death. I think I'm a little intimidated after seeing Gran Turino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atothex Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 I don't know how to paste. =( But I scored a manly man 27. =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morphsci Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Hmmm .. I grew up in Chicago plus I have a very high opinion of myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ingwe Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Is there a FAA regulation? <rub-eyes/> Oh. Never mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grawk Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 I could take 24 90 year olds in a fight, how about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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