Molly the Cow

[freckling]

this is one badass bovine

Badass of the Week: Molly the Cow

[Fungi]

Holy crap that is badass.

[guzziguy]

Definitely. When something can "drift upstream" it's probably a good idea to leave it alone.

[Duggeh]

Put it through the grinder anyway, the rest of the meat shouldn't get ideas.

[Knuckledragger]

We wouldn't want it to get any funny ideas.

[Beefy]

I've always found that fear makes meat extra tasty.

[Dusty Chalk]

Substitute "Molly the Cow" for "Chuck Norris" in your favorite Norris-ism here.

[cclragnarok]

When Molly the Cow jumps over the fence, she's not jumping up, she's kicking the Earth down.