kevin gilmore Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 OK, so every year about this time, i decide to do something silly and over the top. Last year was the titanium hammer. I need ideas for this year. Has to involve computer controlled machine tools. Has to involve expensive raw materials... Obviously it has to be practically useless. Quote
Knuckledragger Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 Weren't you going to make a uranium volume knob? That'd be pretty insane, but not terribly useful. Quote
Dreadhead Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 OK, so every year about this time, i decide to do something silly and over the top. Last year was the titanium hammer. I need ideas for this year. Has to involve computer controlled machine tools. Has to involve expensive raw materials... Obviously it has to be practically useless. how in the hell did you machine that? It must have taken forever. Quote
kevin gilmore Posted November 7, 2008 Author Report Posted November 7, 2008 Weren't you going to make a uranium volume knob? That'd be pretty insane, but not terribly useful. One of the people in the machine shop was not amused at last years thing. So no hazardous materials. Nothing radioactive, no beryllium copper, no asbestos... No loud screeching noises attempting to machine damascus... And yes the hammer did take quite a while to machine. justin came up with the idea of a magnetic levitation table for the BHSE... Quote
n_maher Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 justin came up with the idea of a magnetic levitation table for the BHSE... Quote
deepak Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 A "naked" clock, where you can see all the little bits at work. Though it probably involves a ridiculous amount of work for one that looks cool. That's just my inner horologist dreaming Quote
aardvark baguette Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 Im all thumbs, but I made a Plexiglas eyeball clock with bloodshot capillaries for minute hands, back in high school shop. It was Halloween. That was pretty stupid Quote
Hopstretch Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 A 100:1 scale model VK series Black Gate, for old times sake. Quote
kevin gilmore Posted November 7, 2008 Author Report Posted November 7, 2008 6 of these would be way more than enough i think http://www.unitednuclear.com/magnetfull1.jpg one little mounting mistake and broken fingers for sure. 12500 gauss... Quote
Dreadhead Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 bungie based suspension is just as good though not as cool and I'd have to wonder if those fields aren't big enough to deflect the paths of your electrons in the tubes. Quote
Dreadhead Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 "A small child recently lost his hand when his father left two # 31 supermagnets unattended. The child picked one up and when he approached the other magnet on a nearby table, it became airborne and obliterated his small hand." Quote
Dreadhead Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 I vote you make a bed Magnetic Floating Bed: Oh. Your. God. Quote
hYdrociTy Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 OR A GIANT ORGANIC PAPYRUS IN EXTRA VERGIN OLIVE OIL & CARBON NANOTUBE FOIL CAPACITOR WITH SILKY SMOOTH SILVER COTTON AIR TUBE FIBONACCI RATIO WIRE LEAD. HIGH TECHNOLOGY HI FI YOU CAN EAT. Quote
ieatteflon Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 I've always wanted a nice intricate helmet or face mask made with expensive metal. Quote
Augsburger Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 A 1:100 scale model of the Cathedral of Nortre Dame- Quote
The Monkey Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 Headphone stand in the shape of a Christmas Tree for multiple phones. Made out of some very cool/exotic material. Quote
Audiocats Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 maybe a pair of 2-liter size bottle-neck power triods, with all silver internal parts (solid silver wires and parts machined out of 9999 solid silver blocks). Then cryo them for two month and design a circuit (use 300B's are driver tubes, for example). Quote
Asr Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 An anodized-aluminum sphere, to be used to senselessly beat unsuspecting enemies. Quote
manaox2 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Posted November 7, 2008 An anodized-aluminum sphere spear, to be used to senselessly beat unsuspecting enemies. FTFY Quote
kevin gilmore Posted November 7, 2008 Author Report Posted November 7, 2008 This bowling ball thing got into my head last night. So i could machine it out of a solid piece of titanium, but i did titanium last year. A solid piece of african ebony might be really nice. The titanium is most likely out of the price range for a joke, and the chunk of ebony might be unobtainable at any price. I figure i need 1 cubic foot. maybe some kind of glowing orb... edit: bowling ball made out of titanium would be about 200 lbs and my price is $78 per lb can't be... Quote
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