Knuckledragger Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 he's buried in my basement.
JBLoudG20 Posted September 10, 2008 Author Report Posted September 10, 2008 i plead the 5th. You already admitted to it.
JBLoudG20 Posted September 10, 2008 Author Report Posted September 10, 2008 no, i said he was buried in my basement, i never said i had anything to do with said burying. But since you know, you are sentenced to life in federal pound me in the ass prison without the chance of parole. Enjoy
grawk Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 Jay, you are sentencing jacob to pound you in the ass for life?
JBLoudG20 Posted September 10, 2008 Author Report Posted September 10, 2008 Jay, you are sentencing jacob to pound you in the ass for life? Oops that didnt work out correctly.
Grand Enigma Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 i'm going to have to decline that one. Pretty certain you can't decline a sentence... you can however appeal it.
JBLoudG20 Posted September 10, 2008 Author Report Posted September 10, 2008 We are in need of a tyrion to save Jacob. FREE RESKY
grawk Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 You could save him by just promising not to rape him
guzziguy Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 i'll appeal all the way to the Supreme Space Court. I don't think that you'll have much of a problem. This definitely comes under "cruel and unusual punishment".
grawk Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 He'd be raping me. You suggested it, so it can't be rape.
Smeggy Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 Shit, now I'm all confused. Which one of them is the butt monkey again?
grawk Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 that's the one with the dalek cake avatar
Smeggy Posted September 10, 2008 Report Posted September 10, 2008 Don't force cake dalek to exterminate you!
boomana Posted September 11, 2008 Report Posted September 11, 2008 My goodness. I wander off to work for a few hours, and show up here after a longish pita day only to find tales of a missing basement-buried moose and butt monkey debates. Work seems suddenly quite tame.
aardvark baguette Posted September 11, 2008 Report Posted September 11, 2008 Poor Dusty's gonna have an interesting read the next time he stumbles upon HC.
guzziguy Posted September 11, 2008 Report Posted September 11, 2008 You mean after he gets out of the basement?
JBLoudG20 Posted September 11, 2008 Author Report Posted September 11, 2008 You mean after he gets out of the basement? I think I've seen this on CSI.
wrecked_porsche Posted September 12, 2008 Report Posted September 12, 2008 I see dusty people... Jacob, are you recruiting?
wrecked_porsche Posted September 12, 2008 Report Posted September 12, 2008 The cats are supposed to help trick people to go into the basement. If you want the bodies to decompose faster, use less preservatives next time.... It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.
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