Need your best Pico de Gallo recipe

[Icarium]

Hook it up.

[Dusty Chalk]

1. Get keys

2. Go to that place in Baltimore

3. Purchase

Sorry, bumpies for a serious reply.

[grawk]

2 cans rotel tomatos (get the ones that match your taste for the spicy)

1/2 onion, diced

tablespoon minced garlic

some cilantro, chopped

some lemon juice

[Icarium]

I have failed. My salsa is too spicy for any man and I didn't even put in any habanero. I did put in 6 serranos and 3 jalapenos to a cup and a half of white onion, one avocado, 4 not very big tomatoes, 2 limes, some green onion. (There weren't these crazy rotel tomatoes)

[JBLoudG20]

'Any Man' is quite the challenge. Send some my way

[grawk]

Hrm, serranos and jalapenos. I've never hand any of either that were too spicy to eat, so I'd give it a shot too

[jinp6301]

free food?

I want!

[dweeb]

2 cans rotel tomatos (get the ones that match your taste for the spicy)

Rotel makes tomatoes now too? Sweet!

[Icarium]

I think the key crux of the problem is that I left in a large quantity of seeds which apparently cause much spiciness. Basically though if I had to do this over again I would add more tomato since with two limes this is too limey and some tomato would mellow the fuck out of it. Probably less seeds too.

[JBLoudG20]

It is a rumour that the seeds are what cause the hotness. The capsaicin molecules are located in the membranes just inside the pepper.

Chili pepper - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[Icarium]

Meh I am a beast of spicy food eating. I partake of habanero fare all the time :/ But this salsa with corn chips I need a class of milk to eat a bowl of ;p

[Dusty Chalk]

Why don't you just "cut it" with some diced tomatoes? If it's too limey and too spicy, sounds like just what the doctor ordered.

Or throw in something citrus-y -- like perhaps mango.

Oh, and if you're actually considering shipping any -- I'm in. I'll even pay for shipping (mine only, the rest of y'all are on your own), as it'll have to be frozen and then overnighted, I would think (don't know -- 've never shipped food).

[grawk]

ship mine on dusty's dime, I'll just visit him

[Dusty Chalk]

ship mine on dusty's dime, I'll just visit him

Yeah, that's fine -- I'll deliver Dan's portion to Dan.

[JBLoudG20]

Ship mine to reksy. I'll taste it telepathically from him.

[Icarium]

Yeah I threw in another 4 tomatoes and some avacado tastes pretty decent. I need to dice a little bit better though.