Head-Case Fantasy Football

[emelius]

I'm also confused about keeper issues...

My keeper was drafted in the 2nd round, but my autodraft setup shades my 1st round pick & has an asterisk saying this rule will be ignored this pick is used for a keeper...

[MexicanDragon]

**Multiple posts merged, please read/heartily skim entire post for valid information regarding draft**

emelius, I'm not sure how the keepers are going to work, but I'm working to figure that out now.

I have set the Draft order. I used Random.org and put the team names and owners into the system. I had a biscuit today, so my ranking makes sense.

21 hours until draft time!
 

List Randomizer

There were 10 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

1. Gridiron Guerrillas, Frank Du
2. Team Chaos, Shelly Harvey
3. Phasers on Kill, Tracy Blankenship
4. Hook 'em Horns, Jeff Kernohan
5. Pittsburgh d-_-b, Todd Kammerer
6. Indianapolis Kölsch, Jeff DeArmitt
7. A.J. Green Eggs and Ham, Haj Okuda
8. Istanbul Car Bombs, Tyler Beebout
9. Bow Down, Raffy Soriano
10. Dammit Colin, Brent Lawson
     

Keeper update:

These teams do not have a keeper selected. Please select a keeper before 7pm Eastern tomorrow night (Tuesday, Sept 1st)

Pittsburgh d-_-b
Team Chaos

Gridiron Guerrillas

Indianopolis K(somethingorother)

Phasers On Kill

 

If you don't know how to choose, go to your ESPN team's page, and under the "My Team" tab, make sure you choose "Roster", look under your team's name and you should see "Select Keepers."

Draft info: http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/resources/help/content?name=drafts-live-online

I've done some research and it looks like ESPN uses rounds 1-5 for keepers, POSSIBLY going 1-10 instead of snaking. I'm not sure, since we're only doing 1 keeper per Grand Poobah VPI, if it will start round 2 with the list above, or snake and a reverse list. We should know by 7pm tomorrow (Eastern.) As Jeff will probably not be around, I will try to handle anything that comes up.

From my research, it's POSSIBLE that if you choose to not have a keeper, you could use that first round as a typical first round, and make a pick. I'm not 100% on that, though. If you have any questions, please put them here and/or PM me.

**BRENT**

Edited September 1, 2015 by MexicanDragon

[emelius]

I think you might be mistaken as I've selected & saved my keeper multiple times & there's a big fat blue K next to him in my roster (& he ain't a kicker)...Also, am I to understand that, regardless of what round we drafted them, our keepers will count as our first round picks?...

Please clarify as it's now draft day & I'm thinking I might be better off not selecting a keeper if there's no penalty...

Thanks...

[Salt Peanuts]

Please clarify as it's now draft day & I'm thinking I might be better off not selecting a keeper if there's no penalty...

This.  While somewhat dependent on who would be actually be available, no one on my roster is worth a 1st round pick.

[MexicanDragon]

K is for keeper. I'm thinking that it's going to be "keepers in round one."

I don't know if VPI has looked into this more, but it's definitely a possibility that the keepers are going to be round 1, no matter which round you drafted them. I'm going to bed now, but google it and see if there's something else out there for sure.

Will try to pick this up in the morning.

**BRENT**

[VPI]

ESPN gives no other option. If you choose a keeper, it will be your first round pick. If you have no one worthy then don't choose a keeper. Also do not forget that the normal first round people may all be gone when you get your first pick.

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[emelius]

^Thanks!...

[Sherwood]

Kicker keeper is out, thanks Jeff!

[raffy]

Thanks Jeff for clarifying but that is typical ESPN fucktardedness to not allow round matching for keepers (not your fault, obviously). 

[Salt Peanuts]

...that is typical ESPN fucktardedness to not allow round matching for keepers (not your fault, obviously). 

This.

Also, looks like I won't be able to make it for the draft.

[n_maher]

FYI - I got a draft notification this morning but clearly I'm not going to be doing any drafting tonight...

[MexicanDragon]

Nate, I canceled your team but not until late last night. I don't think you will have anything to worry about.

**BRENT**

[shellylh]

**Multiple posts merged, please read/heartily skim entire post for valid information regarding draft**

emelius, I'm not sure how the keepers are going to work, but I'm working to figure that out now.

I have set the Draft order. I used Random.org and put the team names and owners into the system. I had a biscuit today, so my ranking makes sense.

21 hours until draft time!
 

List Randomizer

There were 10 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

1. Gridiron Guerrillas, Frank Du
2. Team Chaos, Shelly Harvey
3. Phasers on Kill, Tracy Blankenship
4. Hook 'em Horns, Jeff Kernohan
5. Pittsburgh d-_-b, Todd Kammerer
6. Indianapolis Kölsch, Jeff DeArmitt
7. A.J. Green Eggs and Ham, Haj Okuda
8. Istanbul Car Bombs, Tyler Beebout
9. Bow Down, Raffy Soriano
10. Dammit Colin, Brent Lawson
     

Keeper update:

These teams do not have a keeper selected. Please select a keeper before 7pm Eastern tomorrow night (Tuesday, Sept 1st)

Pittsburgh d-_-b
Team Chaos

Gridiron Guerrillas

Indianopolis K(somethingorother)

Phasers On Kill

 

If you don't know how to choose, go to your ESPN team's page, and under the "My Team" tab, make sure you choose "Roster", look under your team's name and you should see "Select Keepers."

Draft info: http://games.espn.go.com/ffl/resources/help/content?name=drafts-live-online

I've done some research and it looks like ESPN uses rounds 1-5 for keepers, POSSIBLY going 1-10 instead of snaking. I'm not sure, since we're only doing 1 keeper per Grand Poobah VPI, if it will start round 2 with the list above, or snake and a reverse list. We should know by 7pm tomorrow (Eastern.) As Jeff will probably not be around, I will try to handle anything that comes up.

From my research, it's POSSIBLE that if you choose to not have a keeper, you could use that first round as a typical first round, and make a pick. I'm not 100% on that, though. If you have any questions, please put them here and/or PM me.

**BRENT**

I guess I should have read this post before now.  Oh well, my team sucked last year so there probably wasn't anyone good. 

[MexicanDragon]

Oh man, I just checked the "Draft Report Card." I did about as well as you'd expect for me.

Here are you 2015 d-_-b Fantasy Football teams!

Round: 1
(1) Gridiron Guerrillas - Adrian Peterson RB
(2) Team Chaos - Jamaal Charles RB
(3) Phasers on Kill - Marshawn Lynch RB
(4) Hook 'em Horns - Le'Veon Bell RB
(5) Pittsburgh d-_-b - Calvin Johnson WR
(6) Indianapolis Kölsch - C.J. Anderson RB
(7) A.J. Green Eggs and Ham - Dez Bryant WR
(8) Istanbul Car Bombs - Demaryius Thomas WR
(9) Bow Down - Eddie Lacy RB
** (10) Dammit Colin - Peyton Manning QB

Round: 2
(11) Gridiron Guerrillas - Antonio Brown WR
(12) Team Chaos - Aaron Rodgers QB
(13) Phasers on Kill - Matt Forte RB
(14) Hook 'em Horns - Odell Beckham Jr. WR
(15) Pittsburgh d-_-b - Rob Gronkowski TE
(16) Indianapolis Kölsch - Julio Jones WR
(17) A.J. Green Eggs and Ham - DeMarco Murray RB
(18) Istanbul Car Bombs - LeSean McCoy RB
(19) Bow Down - Andrew Luck QB
** (20) Dammit Colin - Jeremy Hill RB

Round: 3
** (21) Dammit Colin - A.J. Green WR
(22) Bow Down - Randall Cobb WR
(23) Istanbul Car Bombs - Brandin Cooks WR
(24) A.J. Green Eggs and Ham - Mark Ingram RB
(25) Indianapolis Kölsch - Russell Wilson QB
(26) Pittsburgh d-_-b - T.Y. Hilton WR
(27) Hook 'em Horns - Alshon Jeffery WR
(28) Phasers on Kill - Mike Evans WR
(29) Team Chaos - DeAndre Hopkins WR
(30) Gridiron Guerrillas - Justin Forsett RB

Round: 4
(31) Gridiron Guerrillas - Jordan Matthews WR
(32) Team Chaos - Jimmy Graham TE
(33) Phasers on Kill - Emmanuel Sanders WR
(34) Hook 'em Horns - Alfred Morris RB
(35) Pittsburgh d-_-b - Lamar Miller RB
(36) Indianapolis Kölsch - Frank Gore RB
(37) A.J. Green Eggs and Ham - Carlos Hyde RB
(38) Istanbul Car Bombs - Julian Edelman WR
(39) Bow Down - Melvin Gordon RB
** (40) Dammit Colin - Jonathan Stewart RB

Round: 5
** (41) Dammit Colin - Keenan Allen WR
(42) Bow Down - Golden Tate WR
(43) Istanbul Car Bombs - Drew Brees QB
(44) A.J. Green Eggs and Ham - DeSean Jackson WR
(45) Indianapolis Kölsch - Nelson Agholor WR
(46) Pittsburgh d-_-b - Ben Roethlisberger QB
(47) Hook 'em Horns - Todd Gurley RB
(48) Phasers on Kill - Vincent Jackson WR
(49) Team Chaos - Latavius Murray RB
(50) Gridiron Guerrillas - Davante Adams WR

Round: 6
(51) Gridiron Guerrillas - Jarvis Landry WR
(52) Team Chaos - Andre Johnson WR
(53) Phasers on Kill - Joique Bell RB
(54) Hook 'em Horns - Tony Romo QB
(55) Pittsburgh d-_-b - Jeremy Maclin WR
(56) Indianapolis Kölsch - Andre Ellington RB
(57) A.J. Green Eggs and Ham - Amari Cooper WR
(58) Istanbul Car Bombs - Joseph Randle RB
(59) Bow Down - Arian Foster RB
** (60) Dammit Colin - Brandon Marshall WR

Round: 7
** (61) Dammit Colin - Greg Olsen TE
(62) Bow Down - Sammy Watkins WR
(63) Istanbul Car Bombs - T.J. Yeldon RB
(64) A.J. Green Eggs and Ham - Giovani Bernard RB
(65) Indianapolis Kölsch - Mike Wallace WR
(66) Pittsburgh d-_-b - Allen Robinson WR
(67) Hook 'em Horns - Travis Kelce TE
(68) Phasers on Kill - Rashad Jennings RB
(69) Team Chaos - LeGarrette Blount RB
(70) Gridiron Guerrillas - C.J. Spiller RB

Round: 8
(71) Gridiron Guerrillas - Cam Newton QB
(72) Team Chaos - John Brown WR
(73) Phasers on Kill - Martellus Bennett TE
(74) Hook 'em Horns - Martavis Bryant WR
(75) Pittsburgh d-_-b - Doug Martin RB
(76) Indianapolis Kölsch - Jason Witten TE
(77) A.J. Green Eggs and Ham - Isaiah Crowell RB
(78) Istanbul Car Bombs - Chris Ivory RB
(79) Bow Down - Jordan Cameron TE
** (80) Dammit Colin - Eric Decker WR

Round: 9
** (81) Dammit Colin - Ryan Mathews RB
(82) Bow Down - Charles Johnson WR
(83) Istanbul Car Bombs - Roddy White WR
(84) A.J. Green Eggs and Ham - Torrey Smith WR
(85) Indianapolis Kölsch - Ameer Abdullah RB
(86) Pittsburgh d-_-b - Larry Fitzgerald WR
(87) Hook 'em Horns - Danny Woodhead RB
(88) Phasers on Kill - Matt Ryan QB
(89) Team Chaos - Devonta Freeman RB
(90) Gridiron Guerrillas - Steve Smith Sr. WR

Round: 10
(91) Gridiron Guerrillas - Tevin Coleman RB
(92) Team Chaos - Texans D/ST D/ST
(93) Phasers on Kill - Shane Vereen RB
(94) Hook 'em Horns - Seahawks D/ST D/ST
(95) Pittsburgh d-_-b - Tom Brady QB
(96) Indianapolis Kölsch - Sam Bradford QB
(97) A.J. Green Eggs and Ham - Tre Mason RB
(98) Istanbul Car Bombs - Michael Floyd WR
(99) Bow Down - Duke Johnson RB
** (100) Dammit Colin - Marques Colston WR

Round: 11
** (101) Dammit Colin - Bills D/ST D/ST
(102) Bow Down - Bishop Sankey RB
(103) Istanbul Car Bombs - Zach Ertz TE
(104) A.J. Green Eggs and Ham - Charles Sims RB
(105) Indianapolis Kölsch - Breshad Perriman WR
(106) Pittsburgh d-_-b - Eddie Royal WR
(107) Hook 'em Horns - Markus Wheaton WR
(108) Phasers on Kill - Kendall Wright WR
(109) Team Chaos - Alfred Blue RB
(110) Gridiron Guerrillas - Matthew Stafford QB

Round: 12
(111) Gridiron Guerrillas - Anquan Boldin WR
(112) Team Chaos - Ryan Tannehill QB
(113) Phasers on Kill - Andre Williams RB
(114) Hook 'em Horns - DeAngelo Williams RB
(115) Pittsburgh d-_-b - Marvin Jones WR
(116) Indianapolis Kölsch - Dwayne Allen TE
(117) A.J. Green Eggs and Ham - Julius Thomas TE
(118) Istanbul Car Bombs - Lorenzo Taliaferro RB
(119) Bow Down - Fred Jackson RB
** (120) Dammit Colin - Eli Manning QB

Round: 13
** (121) Dammit Colin - Stephen Gostkowski K
(122) Bow Down - David Cobb RB
(123) Istanbul Car Bombs - Devin Funchess WR
(124) A.J. Green Eggs and Ham - Philip Rivers QB
(125) Indianapolis Kölsch - Eagles D/ST D/ST
(126) Pittsburgh d-_-b - Pierre Garcon WR
(127) Hook 'em Horns - Darren McFadden RB
(128) Phasers on Kill - Brandon LaFell WR
(129) Team Chaos - Adam Vinatieri K
(130) Gridiron Guerrillas - Steven Hauschka K

Round: 14
(131) Gridiron Guerrillas - Rams D/ST D/ST
(132) Team Chaos - Austin Seferian-Jenkins TE
(133) Phasers on Kill - Jets D/ST D/ST
(134) Hook 'em Horns - Knile Davis RB
(135) Pittsburgh d-_-b - Cardinals D/ST D/ST
(136) Indianapolis Kölsch - Justin Tucker K
(137) A.J. Green Eggs and Ham - Cody Parkey K
(138) Istanbul Car Bombs - Ravens D/ST D/ST
(139) Bow Down - Broncos D/ST D/ST
** (140) Dammit Colin - Jay Cutler QB

Round: 15
** (141) Dammit Colin - Robbie Gould K
(142) Bow Down - Matt Prater K
(143) Istanbul Car Bombs - Mason Crosby K
(144) A.J. Green Eggs and Ham - Dolphins D/ST D/ST
(145) Indianapolis Kölsch - Teddy Bridgewater QB
(146) Pittsburgh d-_-b - Dan Bailey K
(147) Hook 'em Horns - Matt Bryant K
(148) Phasers on Kill - Brandon McManus K
(149) Team Chaos - Tyler Eifert TE
(150) Gridiron Guerrillas - Owen Daniels TE

**BRENT**

[MexicanDragon]

FYI: The season has started, check your rosters.

**BRENT**

[shellylh]

Great, I started off the season by playing someone who was suspended.  

[MexicanDragon]

You're beating Bryan, and DESTROYING deepak, who is dead to me.

**BRENT**

[Sherwood]

All my players are still employed, we're off to a good start.

[MexicanDragon]

So my starting QB (Peyton Manning, who was my keeper) scored 5 points, and my kicker scored 4. On my bench were my go-to guys, Chicago's own Jay Cutler and Robbie Gould, who had 16 and 14 respectively.

You're welcome, Shelly.

**BRENT**

[Sherwood]

Peyton Manning ... scored 5 points

He threw for precisely one touchdown, but it was to the Ravens.  Meanwhile, Demaryius Thomas would like to know when the fuck you are going to pull it together over there.

[Salt Peanuts]

...and my starting WRs are both out for at least 4 weeks.

Congratulations in advance to my next four opponents (Jeff, Jeff, Tyler, and Brent) for your wins.

[VPI]

Thanks, I appreciate any help I can get.

[shellylh]

So my starting QB (Peyton Manning, who was my keeper) scored 5 points, and my kicker scored 4. On my bench were my go-to guys, Chicago's own Jay Cutler and Robbie Gould, who had 16 and 14 respectively.

You're welcome, Shelly.

**BRENT**

I hadn't even had time to check whether I won or not. Thanks Brent and Peyton!

[Sherwood]

Lost by one point.  Looks like the season has started for Tyler.

[MoonShine]

My 1 point win is now a 1 point loss?

Drew Brees INT = -2

Matt Ryan INT = -4

?

 

Edited September 17, 2015 by MoonShine