emelius Posted September 27, 2013 Report Share Posted September 27, 2013 Well...That's a weird way to win a weekly matchup... But I'll take it!... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Peanuts Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 Damn, Jeff. 188 points? I'm glad I got you on your down week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 I need 43 from Brees and the Saints kicker tonight. Fucking Maurice Jones-Drew. Enjoy the bench, bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n_maher Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 While I did not get crused as badly as I expected that was only thanks to a heroic performance by Tony Gonzalez. Holy cow my team is inconsistent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Peanuts Posted September 30, 2013 Report Share Posted September 30, 2013 In League One, it looks like I'm going to regret using CJ. You'd think he'd score more than he has in a PPR league. I'm back to .500 on League Two, but only because Tyler didn't adjust his starters. Nate - it's hard to win when your opponent scores 188 points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 Drew Brees you beautiful bastard! Just erased my 42 point deficit in 2.5 quarters and Brent is no longer undefeated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MexicanDragon Posted October 1, 2013 Report Share Posted October 1, 2013 I hate you almost as much as I hate Aerius... except I don't really hate you. I hate Drew Brees. That bastard. Jeff told me I was losing I was like "wtf ever *checks page* DAMMIT!" **BRENT** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raffy Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Anyone else here annoyed by Matthew Berry's writing style on ESPN? I mean if you're gonna give me a list of love/hate players just list them out and the exact reason why. No need for a novel-long ramble about useless shit and trying to be cute in your explanations. Whatever, his opinions suck anyway. Who has time to read this as an intro? Before we start -- and by "we" I really mean me, because let's face it, I'm the one doing all the work here, and no, what you're doing right now doesn't count as work, no matter how much you grunt -- I just wanted to thank everyone for all their kind words about both the Muppets column and the actual Muppets script I posted in social media last week. Obviously meant a lot to me. Speaking of social media, if you follow me on Twitter or on Facebook, you no doubt saw me promoting the "60 Minutes Sports" profile they did on me and fantasy sports that aired Wednesday night. If you missed it, you can read more about it here. Being interviewed by "60 Minutes Sports" was, as you might imagine, surreal. The crew was very nice and professional; I had a blast with Sharyn Alfonsi, the correspondent; and they were very thorough. All told, they spent the better part of six days with me, filming our ESPN Radio event in Dallas, a book signing event for "Fantasy Life," me at home with my family, me at work on a Sunday morning here at ESPN, me actually drafting at the "Howard Stern Show" fantasy football league and then speaking with them on camera for a few hours at their NYC studios. I watched it when it originally aired Wednesday night, of course, and it was definitely a bit weird to sit there and watch the piece with my family; the familiar ticking of the stopwatch and then there I am, in the famous "60 Minutes" interview pose and Sharyn is talking about me. I've been on TV plenty in my life, but very rarely when someone was talking about me. Usually, I'm the one talking about someone else. Anyone who listens to the podcast knows I can talk forever, and the whole piece was probably about 15 minutes, so there are definitely some topics we didn't get to that I wish we'd covered. So with that in mind, I'm continuing the interview. Sharyn's not here to ask the questions, but whatever; I can handle that too. How tough can it be, right? So let's adjust the lights, put on the microphone, take a sip of water and get to it. (Sits down, shakes hand) Q: Really? You're wearing that? A: Is that a question? Has the interview started? Q: Well, it's a profile piece, "60 Minutes Sports," the whole deal; just surprised that's what you chose. Are you wearing makeup? Is that lipstick? A: What happened to a nice welcome, thanks for being here, that sort of thing? Q: Thanks for being here. Welcome to the show. A: That's better ... Q: Seriously, are you wearing lipstick? A: No. I mean, I don't think so. I don't remember actually. I just sort of go to makeup and zone out and let them do what they do. Q: So they might have put lipstick on you? A: Probably not, maybe, whatever, I need all the help I can get. Q: No question. Just an agreement. A: You could have argued with me a little bit on that one. My wife thought I looked great. Q: She's legally required to. Are you going to talk actual fantasy football at any point? A: I'm just answering the questions you're asking. Q: So now it's my fault? Do I have to do everything? A: I mean, not everything but … Q: How come you never take responsibility for your own actions? A: OK then! So ... how about some buy-low guys? It's four weeks into the season now, I always say you shouldn't make a major move in fantasy until four weeks in; that's when you have enough of a sample size to see what your team is made of, but there's still enough season left to make a move. Q: Sure, what do you have? A: Here's my list of players that I think will increase in value going forward: • Tom Brady: completing 67 percent of passes the past two weeks, reinforcements coming. • Giovani Bernard: might be a tough get because chances are his owner is a believer, but the touches keep increasing. • Danny Woodhead: averaging 4.7 yards per carry, at least seven targets a game over the past three and now getting red zone carries. Not a typical running back, but getting the job done in San Diego in a way Ryan Mathews is not. • Doug Martin, Trent Richardson and Alfred Morris: Better days ahead for three of the best running backs in the NFL. If I can get any of them for less than top-seven value, I'm doing it. • David Wilson: schedule gets a lot easier the rest of the way, as only two of the teams he'll face are currently top 12 in run defense. • Antonio Brown: Of the Steelers' 12 remaining games, only two are against opponents in that are top-10 in limiting points to wide receivers. • Torrey Smith: discussed below as well, but averaging 10 targets a game, including the most deep targets in the NFL; the touchdowns will come. Q: Not a bad list. Who says you're totally useless? A: Someone says that? Q: I don't know, do they? A: No. Q: Are you sure? A: No. Is this the part where you make me cry? Where you get all personal with me? Q: No, that's later, when we remind people you recommended Maurice Jones-Drew in the preseason. A: Yeah, that was a bad call. Brutal. I'm selling him for 50 cents on the dollar, especially if he does anything this week against the Rams. Upcoming schedule is brutal and I don't think he gets traded to a better team. Q: OK, although in fairness, your evaluation of Maurice Jones-Drew really shouldn't be trusted at all, should it? A: I'm starting to well up. Q: Good, it's about time you showed some emotion, you robot. A: Robot? I'm emoting all over the place here. Q: That's not emoting, that's saying stats with flair. A: You want me to dig deep? Get emotional? Q: I was surprised there wasn't more of that in the piece. A: We talked about it. They must have cut for time. I mentioned how fantasy sports saved my life. Q: That's a bit over the top, Johnny Drama. A: Maybe. But in the book there's a really uplifting chapter on how fantasy has helped people overcome great personal demons and tragedies, from the loss of a loved one, to cancer, to alcoholism and drug use, to physical disability to, in my case, intense clinical depression. Without fantasy, I'm still depressed in Los Angeles living a life I hated. Without it, I'm not at ESPN; without ESPN I don't meet my wife; without her I don't have my kids. I certainly felt saved. It's circle-of-life stuff. Big theme in the book and in my life. It's important to me. Q: Am I supposed to hug you now? What was that? A: I'm just trying to show some depth here. This is "60 Minutes." Shouldn't you be grilling me? Cornering me with the tough questions, getting to the truth by using my own words against me? Q: Think you're doing that all by yourself. A: No need to be condescending. Q: Need? No. Fun? Yes. A: Is this over yet? Q: You're the one who wanted this. Truthfully, I voted for us to do Karabell. I'm doing whatever I can to make you interesting. A: What are you doing, exactly? You're all over the place! You're not asking anything. Q: What's to ask? You just spill everything anyway. I'm trying to get you to shut up, actually. A: Shut up?!? It's an interview! I'm supposed to talk. Q: Talk, not pontificate. Yawn. Seriously, what about Stephania Bell? She seems interesting. A: Hey now, you're starting to get personal here. Q: What are you gonna do about it? A: Really? You're calling me out? Q: Chicken. A: This isn't happening, right? You're serious? Q: Bak bak bak. Bak! BAK! BAK!! A: That's it. (Gets up from chair, lunges at interviewer, punches thrown, rolling around on the floor, light knocked over ...) Huh. Well, that didn't go like I thought. It never does. In fantasy or in life. My sincere thanks to Alan Goldberg, James Watson and Sharyn Alfonsi; the piece was actually great and it was an honor. I'd also like to thank Zach Rodgers and the gang at ESPN Stats & Information. They had nothing to do with the "60 Minutes" piece but he did, as always, help with this column. Rock stars. As always, this is not a pure start/sit column. Most of the people you're starting or sitting aren't listed here, as I try to avoid obvious names (on both sides) unless something specifically stands out. For questions about whether I'd start this guy or that guy check my rankings, which are updated every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Yeah it's totally ridiculous. The main reason I *briefly* review his list is to see where he's wrong. I never thought I would do it this year, but I'm rolling with a double TE lineup in the 8-team league. Cameron is beasting and Gates has played so well that he's a better option than my other bench WR's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellylh Posted October 3, 2013 Report Share Posted October 3, 2013 Jeff should have an easy time beating me this week. Maybe he should give some people on his bench a little practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Peanuts Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 Completely forgot to adjust my lineup today. At least I don't have any bye week players in the lineup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MexicanDragon Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 So we have the same record in each league, and playing each other in each league today.... and at this point, it looks like you're projected to beat me in both. I can't say I feel sorry for you. **BRENT** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 THREE TD's for KC D/ST with 2.5 quarters left. What in the fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 Oh and currently Titan's D/ST has -16. Suck it Brent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VPI Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 Just an ESPN screw up. They will fix it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 Ah damn. I was hoping Brent would hold some new record for worst D/ST start in any of our leagues ever. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MexicanDragon Posted October 6, 2013 Report Share Posted October 6, 2013 ALLLLLLL I had to do was play Romo over Vick. NOOOOOOO! **BRENT** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Peanuts Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 I, for one, am glad you didn't start Romo over Vick since that at least gives me a shot. Of course, watch Julio Jones sit out tomorrow night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VPI Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Jeff should have an easy time beating me this week. Maybe he should give some people on his bench a little practice. I would have done better with my bench in place of my starters this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellylh Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 Well, you have a couple decent starters. I'm wondering who is going to have to worse record this season, my fantasy team or the Texans. Jeez Schaub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellylh Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Well, somehow my team did well this week no thanks to my two "best" players Brady and Lynch and got 142 points. Unfortunately, I was playing damn Mr Longhorns Jeff so I lost (any other team in the league I would have beat). Sigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VPI Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Yeah, it sucks when you outscore 8 teams and the only team you don't is the one you are playing. At least all the ties currently in our league, Salty in 1st, 6 way tie for 2nd and a 3 way tie for last, will make point scoring important by the end if we do not get some separation. I still need to get my RBs to score well and I will be pretty happy with that team. My other team however, is a train wreck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Peanuts Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 I've definitely lucked out this year so far. My receivers, except for Julio Jones, are inconsistent mess so we'll see how long my luck will keep up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkam Posted October 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 Fuck, Julio Jones likely done for the year with a foot injury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Peanuts Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 I guess I spoke too soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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