Blow it out your bottom end.

[Chrysanthemum]

What is the highest decible rateing that you've ever gotten a good fart to? Where there any casualties as a result?

[Nanoha]

Errrr. Wait, what? No. What?

Are you high right now? Hahahaha. Errr, so how exactly are we supposed to measure the decibel rating?

[Dusty Chalk]

Errrr. Wait, what? No. What?

Are you high right now? Hahahaha. Errr, so how exactly are we supposed to measure the decibel rating?

What, you don't carry a live meter with you at all times?!?!?

That's okay, neither do I.

[ojnihs]

Surprisingly...I don't really fart...

[Chrysanthemum]

Surprisingly...I don't really fart...

Sure! And your stuff don't stink either, right?

If you want just measure by the Richter Scale. One being the lowest and ten being the highest.

[Chrysanthemum]

On a good day, after eating two beanburger sandwiches, three hard boiled eggs, then a limberger cheese sourkraute Ruben sandwich, washing it down with dark beer; I can do several "10's".

[ojnihs]

Sure! And your stuff don't stink either, right?

I never said I don't ever fart, I just don't fart that much. My body doesn't really produce gas that way, I burp more than I fart.

Oh and there are those days where the shit smells like dead animals...fucking disgusting.

[Chrysanthemum]

I never said I don't ever fart, I just don't fart that much. My body doesn't really produce gas that way, I burp more than I fart.

Oh and there are those days where the shit smells like dead animals...fucking disgusting.

Attaboy! Let it all out. Now your cookin.