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He can use a rubber band.

Then expect finger to rot and fall off when it looses blood. Similar to what they do to remove cow testicles. Some good deals on those 'round these parts here.

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What's a good testicle cost?

I'll let one go for a β24 and AMB's new LCDuino-1 controller.

To be up front and honest, it saw a lot of use in the 80's and 90's, but has had lots of downtime to regenerate since then.

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Also, stick to the thin ones. The thick ones are generally more "brothy". I made that mistake my first go-round.

Probably don't want to take the balls off of the best bulls for mating anyway.

So do you covet the more effeminate bulls these days, or just catch 'em at the early stages of puberty?

The ones they do in the Agricultural department at NCSU seem fairly full grown. Speaking of those, fistulation is pretty crazy.

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I am not Googling that.

I just checked the first page of hits on google images, didn't see anything that will scar me for life. Looks like it pertains to cows mainly.

;)

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You didn't even mention the $3 stainless steel wedding band! MexicanDragon needs to replace that platinum band he lost to the sea. . .

Al, my good man, thanks for lookin' out for me. I have, however, a replacement on the way. Titanium band found on some shady site... 18.99$ shipped. ;)

**BRENT**

errr...

**JH13s**

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really, colder than you expected? My mental image of chicago is slightly colder than fairbanks :)

Well when I was in high school I moved from Honolulu to Chicago in January, and Chicago seemed as cold as the planet Neptune would be.

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And you had to walk to school!

Back before I got married, my ex and I went to Illinois to meet some relatives (some of hers, some of mine). Took her to the Sears Tower, because she had never been. The visibility that day? Zero. We went up anyway. It was really a couple feet, but all you could see was an endless morass of swirling snow in every direction. Kind of eery, when you thought about the fact that it really did keep going, just like it looked like it did. But just like the optical illusion -- is the girl twirling clockwise or counterclockwise -- we could just as easily have been in a box in a box, like a huge knick-knack.

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