Knuckledragger Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 Vote Cthulhu for president! I mean, how can you argue with a policy like this? Q)How will Cthulhu deal with a strongly bipartisan Congress? How does Cthulhu plan to deal with the budget deficit? Has Cthulhu yet chosen a running mate? If so, who is it, and from whence did it come? Given that the candidate is now dead and dreaming in the Pacific, what measures will be taken to speed its awakening should it be elected president? A) Cthulhu will have no problem dealing with Congress, as they will be the first to be eaten. The budget deficit will shrink drastically once Cthulhu cuts unnecessary spendings like Defense, Welfare and Social Security. Mass support of Cthulhu will raise the its awareness of the need to take control of our suffering country, and should lead to its return. The Great Cthulhu will awaken in time to take its presidential oath. Quote
grawk Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 i don't know who said it originally, but i strongly agree with the sentiment that the people who want to be in a position of power (whether it be politics or police or whatever) are generally the very last people who should be in said positions. having said that, i think i would be an awesome emperor. Thus proving the above statement All in favor of voting to never let Reksy near a position of power say Aye! Quote
Dusty Chalk Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 Aye Awesome. No, wait a minute -- he's trying to trick us!!!1! It's that goldang Warner Bros. reverse psychology thing... Quote
Dusty Chalk Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 Rep. Dennis Kucinich of Ohio introduced a resolution to impeach President Bush on Tuesday. That's a resolution? She's cute! Quote
Smeggy Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 that's his wife. Has she got bad eyes or something? Eeech!! Quote
aardvark baguette Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 Dennis is such a space cadet. I think would probably try to make official legislation if he could: http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/3951 Quote
recstar24 Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 Yah fo sho the kucinich chick is mad hot. Quote
recstar24 Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 She has her tongue pierced too - hotness. Quote
Smeggy Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 Redheads can be quite cute. Not very good at gettin suntans though. Quote
aardvark baguette Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 more gerbils, richard gere, more gerbils! Quote
Dusty Chalk Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 that's his wife.Yeah, I didn't really think that was the resolution. It's just that when I saw the pic and its tagline, I thought to myself, "man, things sure have changed -- I don't remember resolutions having anthropomorphic manifestations back in my day." Quote
Smeggy Posted June 11, 2008 Report Posted June 11, 2008 She has her tongue pierced too - hotness. Hmm, wonders if the nips got the same treatment, and where is the tat she's almost certain to have.... need some bikini pics Quote
Smeggy Posted June 12, 2008 Report Posted June 12, 2008 Erm, what was the topic again? I got all distracted by thoughts of pierced bits Quote
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