swt61 Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 I smuggled an African Pygmy Hedgehog once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duggeh Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 I smuggled an African Pygmy Hedgehog once. Was it called Lemmiwinks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knuckledragger Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Woke up to find out that the heat isn't working in my house, and has been out since the power failure two days ago. The cretin I had house sitting neglected to tell notice and/or tell me about this. I think I'm switching fuels from oil to human remains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wmcmanus Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 You could smuggle a projector a lot more easily. But I don't know if home projectors can do this newfangled 3D thing yet. I've got one of those too, but it doesn't do so well when there is daylight since it's impossible to block out all light sources in that room. The TV will be wall mounted behind where the projector screen rolls up and down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duggeh Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 I've got one of those too, but it doesn't do so well when there is daylight since it's impossible to block out all light sources in that room. The TV will be wall mounted behind where the projector screen rolls up and down. We have that light problem in summer, but as i watch little TV, it doesnt bother me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappyjones123 Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 just lost 400 bucks in 3 hands in a row. sat down with $100. got dealt AA. flop comes 4K5. normal betting goes on. Turn comes A. i bet. guy calls. another pushes over the top. i call. river comes 4. guy has quad 4s. i lose $100. buy in for $100. get KK. flop comes rag-rag-rag. i bet big. same exact guy calls. turn is more junk. i push. he calls. river comes 2. he has trip 2s. i lose $100. buy back for $200. get AA. flop comes AK10. slow bets. rag on turn. more bets. rag on river. enough money in the pot for me to push. guy slow played QJ. hope he fucking gets arse aids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Didn't you just get accepted to MIT or something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappyjones123 Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvdunhill Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 just lost 400 bucks in 3 hands in a row. sat down with $100. got dealt AA. flop comes 4K5. normal betting goes on. Turn comes A. i bet. guy calls. another pushes over the top. i call. river comes 4. guy has quad 4s. i lose $100. buy in for $100. get KK. flop comes rag-rag-rag. i bet big. same exact guy calls. turn is more junk. i push. he calls. river comes 2. he has trip 2s. i lose $100. buy back for $200. get AA. flop comes AK10. slow bets. rag on turn. more bets. rag on river. enough money in the pot for me to push. guy slow played QJ. hope he fucking gets arse aids... damn, that's crazy bad luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 just lost 400 bucks in 3 hands in a row. sat down with $100. got dealt AA. flop comes 4K5. normal betting goes on. Turn comes A. i bet. guy calls. another pushes over the top. i call. river comes 4. guy has quad 4s. i lose $100. buy in for $100. get KK. flop comes rag-rag-rag. i bet big. same exact guy calls. turn is more junk. i push. he calls. river comes 2. he has trip 2s. i lose $100. buy back for $200. get AA. flop comes AK10. slow bets. rag on turn. more bets. rag on river. enough money in the pot for me to push. guy slow played QJ. My Dad made a living playing poker in Vegas in the early 80's, and I learned from him never to gamble what you can't afford to throw away. hope he fucking gets arse aids... And all this time I never realized there were specialized strains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crappyjones123 Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 My Dad made a living playing poker in Vegas in the early 80's, and I learned from him never to gamble what you can't afford to throw away. And all this time I never realized there were specialized strains. i dont play with money i need. learnt that a long time ago by getting burnt often and then not having money for gas. interesting couple of years. made me respect money more and taught me other important life lessons. this was different though. with a $15 preflop bet, a guy with pocket 2's has no business being in that hand. especially after having no straight or flush draws, he further had no business calling a $40 bet. or the $55 bet on the turn which didnt help him at all. i was all in before the river 2 came up...fucker lucked out. whatever, lesson learnt. never get into a hand with a guy who is wearing $4000 worth of jewelery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grawk Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 the guy with the deepest pockets usually wins. hence Vegas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltron Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 Huh, he lucked out in a game of chance. Go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted November 19, 2010 Report Share Posted November 19, 2010 this was different though. with a $15 preflop bet, a guy with pocket 2's has no business being in that hand. Remind yourself never to play with Daniel Negreanu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Sawyers Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 just lost 400 bucks in 3 hands in a row. I can't tell you how lucky I am that I did not understand a single word of why you lost 400 dollars. Flop, pushes, turn, rags, slow - it is fortunately complete gibberish to me. But the reason that I exist comes down to gambling. My grandfather was is WW1, and a great gambler on 3-card brag. On his way back to the front, he was on a winning streak and got back two days late. In the meantime, his company had gone over the top and was wiped out to a man - so Arthur was the sole survivor. Put on graves duty as punishement (ie recovering decomposing body parts from no-man's-land). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 (ie recovering decomposing body parts from no-man's-land). And yet still much better than being the decomposing body parts. Good for your Grandfather, otherwise you might not be here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 1 mile run + 2 mile bike + 1 1/2 hours of indoor soccer = pulled hamstring. The 2 bayer pills I took are working quite well though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 That sucks! Go easy for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 you might want to take some pills that are a little less bright and a little bassier. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark baguette Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 (edited) Got new paint for the future audio room in my basement. In its current state, it needs help, to say the least. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3470/3974729456_54dbd2eb56_b.jpg http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2424/3973963011_690794d54a_b.jpg http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3496/3974730500_4bb5175f5a_b.jpg http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3486/3973963415_80f00ac5b2_b.jpg I need to measure it and see if its big enough for something righteous, like Harbeth 40.1 or Thiel 3.7. Edited November 20, 2010 by aardvark baguette Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monkey Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 I'm finding that the reason Pandora gives to me for suggesting a song is generally, "because this song sucks like the rest of the music you like." STOP JUDGING ME PANDORA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 (edited) Nothing a good stiff drink can't fix. Here, try plugging in "Carry On by Fire Theft": Edited November 20, 2010 by Dusty Chalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvlgato Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 1 mile run + 2 mile bike + 1 1/2 hours of indoor soccer = pulled hamstring. The 2 bayer pills I took are working quite well though. Sorry bout the hammy! But must say, you've become quite the fitness machine! Nice job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Peanuts Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 I'm finding that the reason Pandora gives to me for suggesting a song is generally, "because this song sucks like the rest of the music you like." STOP JUDGING ME PANDORA! I've stopped using it since it kept making me listen to weird crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig Sawyers Posted November 20, 2010 Report Share Posted November 20, 2010 And yet still much better than being the decomposing body parts. Good for your Grandfather, otherwise you might not be here. It is a sobering fact that the only reason we are here is as a direct result that our forebears survived whatever life threw at them - famine, pestilence, persecution, war etc, going back over the centuries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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