Smeggy Posted March 26, 2008 Report Posted March 26, 2008 Oh and play up the sympathy date for all it's worth! X2
Voltron Posted March 26, 2008 Report Posted March 26, 2008 Vicodin...you see there is a silver lining in every cloud. Good luck! Mmmm, Vicodin. Fuckin' A, Reks, that sucks ass. Hit and run victim. Leaky roof victim. Burrito store ripoff victim. Etc. Etc. Etc. Maybe you have to get back together with the Succubus Girlfriend because it seems that the timing of that breakup is a little suspect... Oh, and don't fuck around with drinking and Vicodin, either. We don't want you pulling a Heath by accident.
jinp6301 Posted March 26, 2008 Report Posted March 26, 2008 damn thats sucks dude. But from now on, I will never get in a car with reks
Absorbine_Sr Posted March 26, 2008 Report Posted March 26, 2008 If it weren't for bad luck.... Get better Jacob. And to the asshole that hit you - Fuck off and die.
Spiug31 Posted March 26, 2008 Report Posted March 26, 2008 I hope they find the asshole that hit you and left the scene. Anyone can have an accident, but leaving the scene with someone injured is unforgivable. shock affects the driver as well as the victim, that said sticking around to really help the person knocked down is certainly the right step to take. When I was knocked down it was 30 minutes before shock faded and much longer before I realised I needed profesional help. Cars are potentially deadly, more people should realise that and not drive when distracted. Best wishes Reks, I hope you heal with minimal pain, take it easy
mulveling Posted March 27, 2008 Report Posted March 27, 2008 Damn Reks, this is all too much bullshit for just one guy. Hang in there. I ever get a visit from a deity, I'll be sure to give him/her/it an earful on your behalf!
Knuckledragger Posted March 27, 2008 Report Posted March 27, 2008 Yeeouch. I think a small fracture like that will heal okay, but you might put your por hockey career on the back burner for it. Also, no visiting senile old aunties who like to pinch your cheek. ... Damn postjack with the quickness.
Dusty Chalk Posted March 27, 2008 Report Posted March 27, 2008 ...i was told that since my cheekbone is just a little fractured (you can't tell in the picture, but one side of my face is hugely swollen)...Yes, you can. And I ain't no doctor, but no, that don't sound right. I'd get a second opinion.
Salt Peanuts Posted March 27, 2008 Report Posted March 27, 2008 Dude, Reks, I hope you recover well and quickly.
Dusty Chalk Posted March 27, 2008 Report Posted March 27, 2008 Oh, and I was playing around, so I did this one (NSFW!), and I accidentally did it landscape first, which, in some ways, works better.
n_maher Posted March 27, 2008 Report Posted March 27, 2008 haha, the landscape one is definitely the better! Agreed, the less of that face I see the better.
Dusty Chalk Posted March 27, 2008 Report Posted March 27, 2008 is that alize or whatever her name is?Thank you! I thought she looked familiar. She's the infamous dancing girl behind that animated gif.
Smeggy Posted March 27, 2008 Report Posted March 27, 2008 As to the second opinion, careful, you'd look pretty silly with a cast and your face in a sling
Smeggy Posted March 27, 2008 Report Posted March 27, 2008 So, how big an impact crater did you leave in the road? Also, did the bike survive the encounter?
Augsburger Posted March 27, 2008 Report Posted March 27, 2008 Reks, sorry to hear about the mishap. I hope you heal real soon. Hint, nurses make great girlfriends, think spongebaths....... ;)
grawk Posted March 27, 2008 Report Posted March 27, 2008 oh, doctors, i was told that since my cheekbone is just a little fractured (you can't tell in the picture, but one side of my face is hugely swollen), it would heal on its own without any help. does that sound right? I got a tripod fracture of my cheek from a biking accident when I was 15. Healed up on it's own. Got nice dark red blood in the bottom of my eye for a bit.
Dusty Chalk Posted March 27, 2008 Report Posted March 27, 2008 Yeah, but didn't you see that episode of House, M.D. where the girl broke her toe and it was leaking marrow into her bloodstream and making her sick? I mean, I realize it's TV, but still, isn't that sometimes bad?
Fitz Posted March 27, 2008 Report Posted March 27, 2008 Seriously dude... what the hell did you do to piss the gods off so much?
Looser101 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Posted March 27, 2008 Agreed, the less of that face I see the better. I have to look at that picture again to satisfy my curiosity. I completely missed what her face looked like. Damn it, your luck really sucks. All the best and enjoy the vicodin.
Absorbine_Sr Posted March 27, 2008 Report Posted March 27, 2008 All the best and enjoy the vicodin. And just a quick tip - 1 vicodin + 1 shot Nyquil = very slow wonderful evening. Not that I've ever tried it....
grawk Posted March 27, 2008 Report Posted March 27, 2008 the vicodin by itself has been ok, i'll have to get some nyquil. i'm glad i have the drugs, i'd be in pretty bad shape, otherwise. still hurts even with it. Where's my keyboard, bitch? Send a dude cuban cigars, and he makes up hit and runs to avoid sending a keyboard. Seriously, feel better, no rush on the keyboard, I have several.
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