Who here owned (or still owns) parachute pants?

[Fungi]

He's hungry like the wolf.

And he's going to get girls on film.

[Dusty Chalk]

Hey, now, don't get me started. Duran Duran bring it. I got the special edition of Red Carpet Massacre.

[Fungi]

Hey, now, don't get me started. Duran Duran bring it. I got the special edition of Red Carpet Massacre.

Careless Memories is one of my favorite songs.

[ecclesand]

Closet Duran Duran fan here...I'm so ashamed.

[grawk]

Closet Duran Duran fan here...I'm so ashamed.

Don't be ashamed of your sexuality. Gays are everywhere these days.

[ecclesand]

Don't be ashamed of your sexuality. Gays are everywhere these days.

[Dusty Chalk]

Don't be ashamed of your sexuality. Gays are everywhere these days.

Hey now!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[immtbiker]

BTW, how come Aaron hasn't replied? As soon as I saw the thread title, an image of him in parachute pants popped into my head. He's a natural for them. Aaron, where are you?

I too, had an amazing ass back in the day, and I was more the hip hugger bell bottom jeans sort of guy. Of course at that time, I had a 30" waist.

And I'm not talking about just bell bottoms...I mean "elephant bell bottoms". That's true Bell Bottom Blues.

I was, and still am, totally against type of baggie pants and personally hold the GAP and OLD NAVY (which is now going out of business) responsible.

I am against any oversize clothes that don't allow me to know a women's true figure, good or bad.

I e-mailed Tyra and asked to please bring back Hot Pants and Mini Skirts for those women whose figure they'd compliment.

And enough with the shirts with sleeves to long for short sleeve, but too short for long sleeved. The same goes for shorts. I'm not looking for Starsky and Hutch crotch huggers, but it's time to bring back something above the knee.

30 years has passed, has it not?

[swt61]

NSFW link

Just for you buddy!

For the rest of you I apologize profusely!

Changed it to a link. -- Dusty

[laxx]

Holy god, that's digusting...

And Aaron, don't play like wide legs from the 90's wasn't awesome. (living in NYC, there wasn't an asian kid that didn't wear them)

[boomana]

Okay, that guy's hips and ass are bigger than mine and I'm sure not sporting short shorts. I think that goes in the There Should Be a Law category.

[swt61]

Okay, that guy's hips and ass are bigger than mine and I'm sure not sporting short shorts. I think that goes in the There Should Be a Law category.

That's me damnit, be kind!!!

[swt61]

Actually if I saw that guy on the street I doubt I could stop laughing long enough to be offended.

I want my worst enemy to be reincarnated as that guys jean shorts. ewe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank God they didn't show the front, because you know that guy has serious male camel toe, and his balls have to be hanging out.

[JBLoudG20]

and his balls have to be hanging out.

[boomana]

Thank God they didn't show the front, because you know that guy has serious male camel toe, and his balls have to be hanging out.

I really didn't need to have that picture in my head. Maybe he taped them up. We can only hope.

[Knuckledragger]

I had a pair in 5th or 6th grade. The noise the made when I walked was cool ...at first. It got rather annoying after a while. 0_o