Hopstretch Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 My 10-year-old daughter is now sending me 100 animated GIFs a day on iMessage. My phone looks like someone dumped a truckload of stray kittens at a Chuck E. Cheese's. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grahame Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 #FirstWorldDadProblems 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullguise Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 The good (and sometimes bad) thing about having a teenage boy: little to no texts..... That said, if there was a steaming pile of crap image or GIF, I'm sure he'd find a way to send that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopstretch Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Enigma Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 We are definitely not the demographic for the new iMessage update. Its for teens and middle-aged women. Anything more than ending a sentence with is overkill for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grawk Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 [emoji533] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiWire Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 Tell the kids not to search for GIFs in iMessage: http://www.theverge.com/2016/9/15/12929890/imessage-hardcore-porn-gif-ios-10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 22 minutes ago, grawk said: You sweet talker you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grahame Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 25 minutes ago, HiWire said: Tell the kids not to search for GIFs in iMessage: http://www.theverge.com/2016/9/15/12929890/imessage-hardcore-porn-gif-ios-10 At least in Soviet Russia ... http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-37373244 http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-37374528 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 I <3 eggplant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltron Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Dusty Chalk said: I <3 eggplant. You do know what it symbolizes as an emoji, right? NTTAWWT Edited September 15, 2016 by Voltron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 24 minutes ago, Voltron said: You do know what it symbolizes as an emoji, right? NTTAWWT No, what does it symbolize as an emoji? https://www.google.com/search?q=eggplant+emoji+meaning&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 Oh. No, I didn't know that. You caught me with my pants down. ( ) I meant actual superfood eggplant. Makes a great secret ingredient in vegan-transitional ( ) chili (part meat, part vegan). I do <3 my eggplant, though, so there's that. You know what they should do next? Make it so you can superimpose emojis. Then I'd superimpose an eggplant on the facepalm, 'cause that would be some funny shit right there. What's the one for pussy? Bagel? Donut? Kitty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 Just understood someone's post elsewhere. Thought he was being random. Something to the effect of, [I used to be good looking...] "...until I took an eggplant to the face." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grawk Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 That was probably just being random Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeymad Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Dusty Chalk said: What's the one for pussy? Bagel? Donut? Kitty? How the fuck would I know? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morphsci Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 At least IOS10 doesn't cause your phone to go up in flames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 50 minutes ago, swt61 said: How the fuck would I know? ...says the non-gold-star homo who almost had a beard. Yes, I am trying to assimilate ( ) the lingo. Pip-pip and all that, guvna! 1 hour ago, grawk said: That was probably just being random Trying. Can't unthink the image, though. If it was carp, I'd be able to go back to that way of thinking, because then it's a mashup of slapping someone upside the face with a fish, and arrow to the knee, but I distinctly remember him saying 'eggplant', so I just assumed he threw in whatever random word tickled his fancy at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted October 1, 2016 Report Share Posted October 1, 2016 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grahame Posted December 23, 2016 Report Share Posted December 23, 2016 Meanwhile, don't be this guy ... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/12/23/virgin_america_flight_samsung_note_7/ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopstretch Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 iPhones are sooooo 2016, it appears. I like the X and will be in for one. Hopefully my huge fizzog will not exceed the parameters for the new facial recognition unlock. The HOOS (Headcase OLED Owners Society) may be willing to consider these as subsidiary screens granting affiliate membership, if anyone (other than Steve) is looking for a backdoor way to slide in. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMoney Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Isn’t Apple sourcing the screens for the X from LG? If so, the purchase of an X would by definition grant access to the HC LG OLED club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MexicanDragon Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Isn’t Apple sourcing the screens for the X from LG? If so, the purchase of an X would by definition grant access to the HC LG OLED club. Samsung is what I heard.Sent from my ONEPLUS A3000 using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopstretch Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 Brent with the knowledge. Warren Buffett sure gets around ... 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grahame Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 It is suggested that new users employ the following security protocol ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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