Ipod Touch / Iphone

[Hopstretch]

My 10-year-old daughter is now sending me 100 animated GIFs a day on iMessage. My phone looks like someone dumped a truckload of stray kittens at a Chuck E. Cheese's. 

[Grahame]

#FirstWorldDadProblems

[skullguise]

The good (and sometimes bad) thing about having a teenage boy: little to no texts.....

That said, if there was a steaming pile of crap image or GIF, I'm sure he'd find a way to send that

[Hopstretch]

[Grand Enigma]

We are definitely not the demographic for the new iMessage update.  Its for teens and middle-aged women.   Anything more than ending a sentence with is overkill for me.

[grawk]

[emoji533]

[HiWire]

Tell the kids not to search for GIFs in iMessage: http://www.theverge.com/2016/9/15/12929890/imessage-hardcore-porn-gif-ios-10

[swt61]

22 minutes ago, grawk said:

You sweet talker you!

[Grahame]

25 minutes ago, HiWire said:

Tell the kids not to search for GIFs in iMessage: http://www.theverge.com/2016/9/15/12929890/imessage-hardcore-porn-gif-ios-10

At least in Soviet Russia ...

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-37373244

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-37374528

[Dusty Chalk]

I <3 eggplant.

[Voltron]

7 minutes ago, Dusty Chalk said:

I <3 eggplant.

You do know what it symbolizes as an emoji, right?  NTTAWWT  

Edited September 15, 2016 by Voltron

[Dusty Chalk]

24 minutes ago, Voltron said:

You do know what it symbolizes as an emoji, right?  NTTAWWT  

No, what does it symbolize as an emoji?

https://www.google.com/search?q=eggplant+emoji+meaning&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

Oh.  No, I didn't know that.  You caught me with my pants down. ( ) I meant actual superfood eggplant.  Makes a great secret ingredient in vegan-transitional ( ) chili (part meat, part vegan).

I do <3 my eggplant, though, so there's that.

You know what they should do next?  Make it so you can superimpose emojis.  Then I'd superimpose an eggplant on the facepalm, 'cause that would be some funny shit right there.

What's the one for pussy?  Bagel?  Donut?  Kitty?

[Dusty Chalk]

Just understood someone's post elsewhere.  Thought he was being random.  Something to the effect of, [I used to be good looking...] "...until I took an eggplant to the face."

[grawk]

That was probably just being random

[mikeymad]

 

[swt61]

1 hour ago, Dusty Chalk said:

What's the one for pussy?  Bagel?  Donut?  Kitty?

How the fuck would I know?

[morphsci]

At least IOS10 doesn't cause your phone to go up in flames.

[Dusty Chalk]

50 minutes ago, swt61 said:

How the fuck would I know?

...says the non-gold-star homo who almost had a beard.

Yes, I am trying to assimilate ( ) the lingo.  Pip-pip and all that, guvna!

1 hour ago, grawk said:

That was probably just being random

Trying.  Can't unthink the image, though.  If it was carp, I'd be able to go back to that way of thinking, because then it's a mashup of slapping someone upside the face with a fish, and arrow to the knee, but I distinctly remember him saying 'eggplant', so I just assumed he threw in whatever random word tickled his fancy at the time.

[Dusty Chalk]

[Grahame]

Meanwhile, don't be this guy ...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/12/23/virgin_america_flight_samsung_note_7/

[Hopstretch]

iPhones are sooooo 2016, it appears.

I like the X and will be in for one. Hopefully my huge fizzog will not exceed the parameters for the new facial recognition unlock.

The HOOS (Headcase OLED Owners Society) may be willing to consider these as subsidiary screens granting affiliate membership, if anyone (other than Steve) is looking for a backdoor way to slide in.

[TMoney]

Isn’t Apple sourcing the screens for the X from LG?

If so, the purchase of an X would by definition grant access to the HC LG OLED club. 

[MexicanDragon]

Isn’t Apple sourcing the screens for the X from LG?
If so, the purchase of an X would by definition grant access to the HC LG OLED club. 

Samsung is what I heard.

Sent from my ONEPLUS A3000 using Tapatalk

[Hopstretch]

Brent with the knowledge.

Warren Buffett sure gets around ...

[Grahame]

It is suggested that new users employ the following security protocol ...