mjg Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu. Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet. Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade. Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl. Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boodi Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 oustanding poetrical joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ojnihs Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 Yo momma's so fat, that when she farted, people thought it was a natural disaster... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted April 15, 2006 Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Your momma so fat When I wrote a haiku 'bout her I had to use extra syllables Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted April 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2006 Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows! Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky! Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night. Yo momma like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrice Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 Yo momma's so stupid she has to cut and paste "yo momma" jokes off the internet just to start her own thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrice Posted June 7, 2006 Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 oh SNAP Beotch...that's harsh. Yo momma so ugly she makes mjg's momma look like a pile o shit (that's still more attractive than your momma). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted June 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 yo momma so stupid she asked edipis reks how to admin her forum. OHHH DAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted June 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2006 thrice's momma is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patu Posted June 8, 2006 Report Share Posted June 8, 2006 One of my all time favorites... Yo momma's so fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Post Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 2nd only to "yo momma's an astronaut" - Yo Momma Wears Bose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philodox Posted June 9, 2006 Report Share Posted June 9, 2006 Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted June 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 yo momma is canadian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Post Posted June 10, 2006 Report Share Posted June 10, 2006 yo momma is a korean cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
909 Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Yo mamma is so ugly that when she gave birth the doctor slapped her silly and said ugly bitch why you go and do that - haven?t you made enough suffer already? Yo mamma is so stupid when people ask, ?what?s your name? she says ?what did you say? to stall for time? Yo mamma is so fat she uses three scales one for her left foot and the other for her right foot and the other for her sagging ass and totals to three to get a ballpark figure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrysanthemum Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Yo mama's so fat that fat people complain about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrice Posted June 14, 2006 Report Share Posted June 14, 2006 Yo mamma is so fat she uses three scales one for her left foot and the other for her right foot and the other for her sagging ass and totals to three to get a ballpark figure. Yo momma so fat her weight is equal to a ballpark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Post Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Yo momma so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philodox Posted June 20, 2006 Report Share Posted June 20, 2006 Yo momma so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. See, I don't know why, but that was the funniest one yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Post Posted June 21, 2006 Report Share Posted June 21, 2006 Yo momma so fat, she got more Chins then a chinese phone book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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