mjg Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 Your Mamma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu. Your Mamma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh!t out of the toilet. Yo Momma's so poor she uses cheerios as earrings Yo momma's so fat She could sell shade. Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl. Your momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.
ojnihs Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 Yo momma's so fat, that when she farted, people thought it was a natural disaster...
Dusty Chalk Posted April 15, 2006 Report Posted April 15, 2006 Your momma so fat When I wrote a haiku 'bout her I had to use extra syllables
mjg Posted April 15, 2006 Author Report Posted April 15, 2006 Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows! Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky! Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night. Yo momma like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing.
thrice Posted June 7, 2006 Report Posted June 7, 2006 Yo momma's so stupid she has to cut and paste "yo momma" jokes off the internet just to start her own thread.
thrice Posted June 7, 2006 Report Posted June 7, 2006 oh SNAP Beotch...that's harsh. Yo momma so ugly she makes mjg's momma look like a pile o shit (that's still more attractive than your momma).
mjg Posted June 7, 2006 Author Report Posted June 7, 2006 yo momma so stupid she asked edipis reks how to admin her forum. OHHH DAM
mjg Posted June 7, 2006 Author Report Posted June 7, 2006 thrice's momma is so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs
Patu Posted June 8, 2006 Report Posted June 8, 2006 One of my all time favorites... Yo momma's so fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.
Post Posted June 9, 2006 Report Posted June 9, 2006 2nd only to "yo momma's an astronaut" - Yo Momma Wears Bose.
philodox Posted June 9, 2006 Report Posted June 9, 2006 Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater!
909 Posted June 11, 2006 Report Posted June 11, 2006 Yo mamma is so ugly that when she gave birth the doctor slapped her silly and said ugly bitch why you go and do that - haven?t you made enough suffer already? Yo mamma is so stupid when people ask, ?what?s your name? she says ?what did you say? to stall for time? Yo mamma is so fat she uses three scales one for her left foot and the other for her right foot and the other for her sagging ass and totals to three to get a ballpark figure.
Chrysanthemum Posted June 14, 2006 Report Posted June 14, 2006 Yo mama's so fat that fat people complain about her.
thrice Posted June 14, 2006 Report Posted June 14, 2006 Yo mamma is so fat she uses three scales one for her left foot and the other for her right foot and the other for her sagging ass and totals to three to get a ballpark figure. Yo momma so fat her weight is equal to a ballpark.
philodox Posted June 20, 2006 Report Posted June 20, 2006 Yo momma so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. See, I don't know why, but that was the funniest one yet.
Post Posted June 21, 2006 Report Posted June 21, 2006 Yo momma so fat, she got more Chins then a chinese phone book.
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