thrice Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 Yep, I'm bored at work So how about some pretzels Churros suck like Bose Tasty, doughy treat Warm and soft with salt and beer Kind of like your mom Quote
n_maher Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 Bwaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha! You talkin' bout my mom!?!?! Quote
thrice Posted April 14, 2006 Author Report Posted April 14, 2006 Millett boy breaks rules Please respond with a haiku pretzels pretzels pret...... Quote
mjg Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 pretzels taste delicious head-fi nipples twisted fuck shit ass poop fart Quote
n_maher Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 I like salt. Pretzles are so good. Eat them, yum. Quote
Dusty Chalk Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 Lights off, TV on; Don't notice when shit explodes; but loud when film soft. Quote
mjg Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 Lights off, TV on; Don't notice when shit explodes; but loud when film soft. you're poem should be about pretzels. douche bag. Quote
Dusty Chalk Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 Actually, it was. Ask anyone who's ever watched a movie with me -- thrice? Hirsch? You...you...douche water waste, you. Quote
thrice Posted April 14, 2006 Author Report Posted April 14, 2006 Trouble with the rules Dusty Chalk's post is OK Let's stay on pretzel* *I cleverly substituted the word pretzel for topic in an effort to be both witty and correct. I know the swap isn't that clever but pretzel all y'all in the pretzelhole if you don't like it. I'll pretzel you up good you motherpretzelers. Quote
mjg Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 You...you...douche water waste, you. wow man, that was uncalled for! Quote
mjg Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 btw, i will use pretzels to destroy all who stand in my way. continue the pretzel entertainment! Quote
thrice Posted April 14, 2006 Author Report Posted April 14, 2006 You...you...douche water waste, you. Wow dude that is harsh perhaps douche "runoff" would be better keep the pretzels clean Quote
Dusty Chalk Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 wow man, that was uncalled for!MJG insults; Cries when insulted in kind; Not gonna 'pol'gize No, seriously dude, I hope you know that when we trade quips, it's nothing personal. I certainly take it as the humour I'm sure it's intended as, when you call me "sausage" and such. I was just trying to hit lower than "douche bag", perhaps I sunk a little too low, but think of where the bar was set, and who set it. Quote
mjg Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 MJG insults; Cries when insulted in kind; Not gonna 'pol'gize No, seriously dude, I hope you know that when we trade quips, it's nothing personal. I certainly take it as the humour I'm sure it's intended as, when you call me "sausage" and such. I was just trying to hit lower than "douche bag", perhaps I sunk a little too low, but think of where the bar was set, and who set it. I know you were kidding... what a douche bag for trying to apologize. hehe lighten up fella. i'm a big boy and i can take a joke... but you got nothing on me foolio. btw, your gay. sausages are your friends. Quote
thrice Posted April 14, 2006 Author Report Posted April 14, 2006 Hey sausage douche bags Take your sausage love love away Viva la pretzels!!!!!! Quote
acs236 Posted April 14, 2006 Report Posted April 14, 2006 No pretzled bread, eh? I see you're a Churro Man. See you in hell, Bitch. Quote
aerius Posted April 15, 2006 Report Posted April 15, 2006 I ate a pretzel It gave me diarrhea Pretzels fucking suck Quote
Dusty Chalk Posted April 15, 2006 Report Posted April 15, 2006 Nice backpedal there Sausage fact'ry floor sweepings You still crybaby Quote
mjg Posted April 15, 2006 Report Posted April 15, 2006 dusty drinks urine pretzels own his ass proper david hasselhoff Quote
thrice Posted April 15, 2006 Author Report Posted April 15, 2006 pretzel ass proper sounds like your mom is busy with dusty's sausage Quote
mjg Posted April 15, 2006 Report Posted April 15, 2006 once, twice, thrice the price dustys mom costs per swallow the fine pretzel treat Quote
hirsch Posted April 16, 2006 Report Posted April 16, 2006 Dusty Chalk and pretzels sound like a garbage disposal. Loud-ass combo. Quote
hungrych Posted April 16, 2006 Report Posted April 16, 2006 How could I miss this Pretzels are the best evar Shut up mjg Quote
Nanoha Posted April 16, 2006 Report Posted April 16, 2006 Pretzels are life source Life source is happy soul food Soul food is awesome Quote
thrice Posted April 17, 2006 Author Report Posted April 17, 2006 movie quotes are fun substitute the word pretzel and make it funny "Frankly my pretzel, I don't give a damn" The pretzel is the spice, the spice is the pretzel" "But I was going to go into Tashi Station and pick up some pretzel converters" "GET THESE MOTHERFUCKING PRETZELS OFF MY MUTHERFUCKING PLANE!!!!!!" Quote
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