Dusty's new favorite color?

[n_maher]

The world's blackest black.

[thrice]

Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

[Dusty Chalk]

In answer to the original question: quite possibly yes.

Actual conversation (paraphrased and made more coherent):

Me: I want you to look at these shoes, and I want them to disappear. I want them to hurt your eyes. I want the light from behind the shoes to bend around the shoes. That's how black I want these shoes to be.

Clerk: You need to see these suede ones...