aerius Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 Yes I'm a virgin, an ass virgin that is, and I hope to remain an ass-virgin for the rest of my life. Quote
grawk Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 living in nj, almost 15, and still a virgin? Jeez... Quote
hungrych Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 living in nj, almost 15, and still a virgin? Jeez... But it's princeton! Cmon man, you've been there! Quote
grawk Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 Yup, I'd think anyone could get action in princeton... Quote
aerius Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 But it's princeton! Cmon man, you've been there! I'm sleeping with a Princeton swimmer chick, and I don't even live in the US. How hard could it be? Quote
nmculbreth Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 But it's princeton! Cmon man, you've been there! So I take it you're not one of these guys. Quote
Dusty Chalk Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 I am what they would call a born-again virgin. Quote
darkless Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 Dusty, I just read your avatar line. Very fitting for the topic at hand, since I'm also a meat popsicle.... although I guess the word lollipop would be more fitting according to my GF. Quote
TheSloth Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 I just had to vote Pretzels. What an inspired poll option mjg. Quote
Grand Enigma Posted March 31, 2006 Report Posted March 31, 2006 I am. I am waiting until I am married. Can't wait. Quote
Vertigo Posted April 1, 2006 Report Posted April 1, 2006 shens @ the results where's the posts from the no's, huh Quote
Edwood Posted April 7, 2006 Report Posted April 7, 2006 I am. I am waiting until I am married. Can't wait. Heheh, you know how the joke goes. You get married and you can only have sex with one woman. You have kids and you can have sex with no women. Yeah, I'm not a virgin. But I am an ass virgin, and intend to stay that way as well. I wouldn't enjoy it, nor having 'roids as well. -Ed Quote
Salt Peanuts Posted April 11, 2006 Report Posted April 11, 2006 Heheh, you know how the joke goes. You get married and you can only have sex with one woman. You have kids and you can have sex with no women. Yeah, I'm not a virgin. But I am an ass virgin, and intend to stay that way as well. I wouldn't enjoy it, nor having 'roids as well. -Ed I love that joke, especially when I tell it to all my married friends. Not a virgin here either. But I intend to stay an ass virgin. Quote
Chrysanthemum Posted April 18, 2006 Report Posted April 18, 2006 Been married for thirty three years now. I guess it's broken in by now for both of us. Quote
Nanoha Posted April 18, 2006 Report Posted April 18, 2006 A virgin, I am. I'm going to be a virgin for life. I'm that ugly. Quote
aerius Posted April 18, 2006 Report Posted April 18, 2006 A virgin, I am. I'm going to be a virgin for life. I'm that ugly. 2 words: Nevada. Brothel. Quote
Nanoha Posted April 18, 2006 Report Posted April 18, 2006 2 words: Nevada. Brothel. Hahaha. Too rough... in a gut sick way. Quote
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