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buy why would you choose the word "balls?" do you have some kind of testicle obsession?

Oh privately when we're together you delight in my testicle obsession but publicly you deny it? I should have listened to my friends about you.

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balls isn't profane, it's just your obsession 8)

Well my balls aren't profane. They're perfect in every way. I don't like to brag or put my balls in an ivory tower but they are what all balls aspire (and fail) to be.

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Well my balls aren't profane. They're perfect in every way. I don't like to brag or put my balls in an ivory tower but they are what all balls aspire (and fail) to be.

Small and bored?

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Kinda related to the thread: ;)

HELGA NEEDS A BEER

>> It was a hot day in Minnesota .

>>

>> Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went

>> downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.

>>

>> "Gootness, it's hotter Dan hell today," she mused to herself as she

>> walked down Main Street . She passed a tavern and thought , "Vy nodt?"

>>

>> She walked in and took a seat at the bar.The bartender walked up and

>> asked her what she would like to drink.

>>

>> "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold

>> beer"

>>

>> "Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.

>>

>>

>> Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?"

Posted

Kinda related to the thread: ;)

HELGA NEEDS A BEER

>> It was a hot day in Minnesota .

>>

>> Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went

>> downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.

>>

>> "Gootness, it's hotter Dan hell today," she mused to herself as she

>> walked down Main Street . She passed a tavern and thought , "Vy nodt?"

>>

>> She walked in and took a seat at the bar.The bartender walked up and

>> asked her what she would like to drink.

>>

>> "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold

>> beer"

>>

>> "Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked.

>>

>>

>> Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?"

Hey! I'm from Minnesota and I don't talk like that! ;D

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