Chekhonte Posted September 24, 2007 Author Report Posted September 24, 2007 HAHAHAHAHA! I meant to press "review" to find out what the "glow" button did to text but accidentally pressed "post"! well, enjoy!
Chekhonte Posted September 24, 2007 Author Report Posted September 24, 2007 buy why would you choose the word "balls?" do you have some kind of testicle obsession? Oh privately when we're together you delight in my testicle obsession but publicly you deny it? I should have listened to my friends about you.
Chekhonte Posted September 24, 2007 Author Report Posted September 24, 2007 yes, you should. a common, but dangerous, mistake. Well you've just broken one poor, insignificant mans heart.
postjack Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 Oh privately when we're together you delight in my testicle obsession but publicly you deny it? I should have listened to my friends about you. wow, look at how banned you are!
Dusty Chalk Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 buy why would you choose the word "balls?" do you have some kind of testicle obsession? A subconscious reference to our childhood, perhaps ("glow balls")?
Chekhonte Posted September 24, 2007 Author Report Posted September 24, 2007 whenever I have to choose a word at random I choose the profane. Call me crazy.
grawk Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 balls isn't profane, it's just your obsession
Chekhonte Posted September 24, 2007 Author Report Posted September 24, 2007 balls isn't profane, it's just your obsession Well my balls aren't profane. They're perfect in every way. I don't like to brag or put my balls in an ivory tower but they are what all balls aspire (and fail) to be.
grawk Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 Well my balls aren't profane. They're perfect in every way. I don't like to brag or put my balls in an ivory tower but they are what all balls aspire (and fail) to be. Small and bored?
ojnihs Posted September 24, 2007 Report Posted September 24, 2007 now I never thought we'd get around to talking about balls...but this is headcase after all
DigiPete Posted September 25, 2007 Report Posted September 25, 2007 Kinda related to the thread: HELGA NEEDS A BEER >> It was a hot day in Minnesota . >> >> Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went >> downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. >> >> "Gootness, it's hotter Dan hell today," she mused to herself as she >> walked down Main Street . She passed a tavern and thought , "Vy nodt?" >> >> She walked in and took a seat at the bar.The bartender walked up and >> asked her what she would like to drink. >> >> "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold >> beer" >> >> "Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked. >> >> >> Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?"
postjack Posted September 25, 2007 Report Posted September 25, 2007 Well my balls aren't profane. They're perfect in every way. I don't like to brag or put my balls in an ivory tower but they are what all balls aspire (and fail) to be. You're Going To Love My Balls
Chekhonte Posted September 25, 2007 Author Report Posted September 25, 2007 You're Going To Love My Balls Oh man do I love the onion. I just bought the "homeland insecurity" compilation a couple of weeks ago and love it.
ojnihs Posted September 25, 2007 Report Posted September 25, 2007 Kinda related to the thread: HELGA NEEDS A BEER >> It was a hot day in Minnesota . >> >> Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went >> downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. >> >> "Gootness, it's hotter Dan hell today," she mused to herself as she >> walked down Main Street . She passed a tavern and thought , "Vy nodt?" >> >> She walked in and took a seat at the bar.The bartender walked up and >> asked her what she would like to drink. >> >> "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold >> beer" >> >> "Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked. >> >> >> Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?" Hey! I'm from Minnesota and I don't talk like that!
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