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Happy Birthday Steve and Wayne!

"the birthday fairy" I really take offense to this moniker.

 

The b in Birthday should always be capitalized. I'm the Birthday fairy, not the birthday fairy!

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Just sayin'

 

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer the person a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to
empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger
than the spoon or the teacup." 

"No" he said. "A normal person would pull the drain plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
 
 
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