grawk Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 I absolutely took my kids to movies when they were babies. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MexicanDragon Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 You're a horrible person! Too cheap for a babysitter, so you subject the other movie patrons to a 6-month-old infant?!?!? My kids > other people. She didn't make a peep the entire movie, as was to be expected. Also, House of 1000 Corpses wasn't exactly a blockbuster film with packed houses every showing. **BRENT** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 38 minutes ago, grawk said: I absolutely took my kids to movies when they were babies. You're both horrible people! You both probably text during movies, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 32 minutes ago, MexicanDragon said: My kids > other people. She didn't make a peep the entire movie, as was to be expected. I like how that doesn't explain why you didn't get a babysitter. I'm sure your list goes "Me > my kids > other people". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MexicanDragon Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 To annoy you 13 years in the future. **BRENT** 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MexicanDragon Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 32 minutes ago, MexicanDragon said: My kids > other people. She didn't make a peep the entire movie, as was to be expected. I like how that doesn't explain why you didn't get a babysitter. I'm sure your list goes "Me > my kids > other people". Nope, my kids are way ahead of me. That's why I currently live in relative poverty so they can go to the best public school in the region, a school that was at one point rated the best magnet school in the country. **BRENT** 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morphsci Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 1 hour ago, grawk said: I absolutely took my kids to movies when they were babies. I wish my son was still a baby so I could annoy the annoying talking douchebags I have to share the movie theaters with now. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltron Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Oddly enough, a literal talking douchebag is the villain in Sausage Party, which starts Friday. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grawk Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 I didn't get a babysitter because fuck that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purk Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 My daughter is 3.5 now and we have yet to return to the movie theater. My daughter is pretty noisy however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MexicanDragon Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 My daughter is 3.5 now and we have yet to return to the movie theater. My daughter is pretty noisy however. No wonder you have so many headphones. **BRENT** 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purk Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 34 minutes ago, MexicanDragon said: No wonder you have so many headphones. **BRENT** I had them even before her and I don't find her annoying yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 8 hours ago, morphsci said: I wish my son was still a baby so I could annoy the annoying talking douchebags I have to share the movie theaters with now. I've had very few episodes with noisy babies at movie theaters, and the few that did happen usually were quickly ushered out by Mom or Dad. I'm constantly annoyed by folks old enough to know how to act, but lacking any concern for others. I'm not one to sit quietly however, and will call them on their shit. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morphsci Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 8 hours ago, Voltron said: Oddly enough, a literal talking douchebag is the villain in Sausage Party, which starts Friday. I may have to watch that. After I posted I wondered what one would actually look like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swt61 Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 They're so transparent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 10 hours ago, morphsci said: I wish my son was still a baby so I could annoy the annoying talking douchebags I have to share the movie theaters with now. What the hell, man? You realize you'd be punishing the people who are quiet, too, don't you? I'm a shusher, not a talker. 11 hours ago, MexicanDragon said: Nope, my kids are way ahead of me. That's why I currently live in relative poverty so they can go to the best public school in the region, a school that was at one point rated the best magnet school in the country. So buying stuff that should theoretically be beyond your means has nothing to do with it? And I'm not saying that from a holier-than-thou perspective -- I buy some seriously stupid shit when I should be spending it elsewhere -- but at least I'm honest about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morphsci Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 14 hours ago, Dusty Chalk said: What the hell, man? You realize you'd be punishing the people who are quiet, too, don't you? I'm a shusher, not a talker. When I get really annoyed I can be an absolute asshole. Part of my charm. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMoney Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 Four episodes in to "Stranger Things." Its pretty decent. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dreadhead Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 The Tragically Hip's final concert. Fuck cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpedo Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 Take note and keep coming 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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swt61 Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 Hadn't heard of Stranger Things. Now I know what to start watching tonight. Thanks! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voltron Posted August 23, 2016 Report Share Posted August 23, 2016 You're in for a treat, Steve. We are on ep. 5 and I am considering skipping ahead because Claire and Alden are slowing me down! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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