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I call it bachelor's casserole. 

Polish sausage, potatoes, onion, corn, bell pepper and mushrooms. Really, whatever I have in the fridge.

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Big mistake!!!

Although I did have a delicious dinner at the MOA compound last night, I believe this taco salad to be the culprit. As it was much spicier than expected. 

I had a horrible night! Not only once, but twice, with no warning at all, I had two of the worst GIRD events I've ever had. The first one was about 1:00 am, when out of nowhere a river of lava came gushing through my esophagus onto my pillow.

After cleaning that up, taking some acid reducers and allowing my esophagus to calm down (about an hour before I could even think about going horizontal again), I tried to go back to sleep, which I did successfully. Successfully until about 3:30 am, when river #2 did the exact same thing. No sleep after that and my throat is still raw. I coughed for two hours. 

Fast forward to 20 minutes ago when another river decided to take a different path. I barely made it onto the porcelain bomb containment device when an explosion that probably caused another California quake, created a not so coveted Jackson Pollock on the inside of said bomb containment device.

And now I can feel a second atmospheric river beginning to stir. All I want to do is sleep, but I'm literally afraid to even try.

Sorry about the graphic, too detailed mind paintings that I've gifted you.

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