Clever Little Clocks

[postjack]

http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina41.htm

Of all the bullshit audio tweaks, this takes the cake. Of course, what do you expect from the makers of Magic Pebbles?

"The Clever Little Clock is a small, battery-powered travel alarm clock that has been extensively modified using a number of highly-specialized techniques. The Clever Little Clock does not plug into the wall and has no direct or indirect influence on the "audio signal" per se -- not on house wiring, audio components, cables, interconnects, power cords or acoustic waves in the room. Yet the Clock has a pronounced affect on the sound heard by listeners in the room. In addition, any video systems in the house will be improved - the picture will be clearer, with better contrast and color saturation."

So they are basically not going to even try to use a bunch of fancy language to explain how the Clever Little Clock works. To me, it sounds like the Clever Little Clock might have a Clever Little Hit Of LSD inside that the end user eats. That is the only way to explain its supposed effects.

[DigiPete]

LOL :laugh:

This is the highest grade snake oil available...

[aerius]

Actually I'd say this latest one from Machina Dynamica takes the cake.

http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina60.htm

Just read it, seriously.

[DigiPete]

Well,

There's a frickin sucker born every minute...

[saint.panda]

Actually I'd say this latest one from Machina Dynamica takes the cake.

http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina60.htm

Just read it, seriously.

Wow, that's good, really good.

[qazwsx]

How would a phone call improve your audio equipment?

[DigiPete]

How would a phone call improve your audio equipment?

For $60 you can find out

[qazwsx]

Plus, would the type of phone matter? Because my landline phone is a Durabrand. Would it improve more if I bought a Uniden? Or a Panasonic?

[Salt Peanuts]

Actually I'd say this latest one from Machina Dynamica takes the cake.

http://www.machinadynamica.com/machina60.htm

Just read it, seriously.

WTF?

[Dusty Chalk]

i think the shakti stuff is still worse.

I don't know -- the amber tweak is still tops in my book.

Falls Church, VA? I should go visit the guy and see who he is.

[recstar24]

I think it just hit me what they do. You call them, then for 30 seconds they blast some electromagnetic interference buzzing signal through your phone, that is supposed to remove any EMI from your surrounding electronics. Then your soundstage opens up, hahahahaha suckers

[qazwsx]

I'm going to go turn off my TV. Maybe it will improve my soundstage.

Maybe getting Dish Network will make the mids cleaner.

[recstar24]

I'm going to go turn off my TV. Maybe it will improve my soundstage.

Maybe getting Dish Network will make the mids cleaner.

I have noticed that Comcast and DirectTv impart their own sonic signature. DirectTv has a very light, airy sound. Comcast is more extended at the frequency extremes with more weight. There is more there there

[qazwsx]

I've noticed some of DirecTV's channels aren't balanced correctly. Flip through a few and you'll notice some lean to the right or the left.

[bhd812]

Comcast is more extended at the frequency extremes with more weight.

cause Comcast is cryo treated, well if you live up north that is...

[Dusty Chalk]

Audiophile BS