johnwmclean Posted July 11, 2017 Report Posted July 11, 2017 Happy Birthday Erwin. Do you put your cart before the horseDo you cast pearls before swineDo you let things run their courseAre you just in the nick of timeIs it out of the frying panOr over the rainbowIs it water under the damIs it what you say or what you knowAre you Under the weatherOr are you up and awayIs it age before beautyIs it time to make hayPut your nose to the grindstoneAre your Boots on the groundIf your foots in your mouthWhere’s your tongue to be foundGot your back to the wallGot your Tit in a wringerAre you Over the hill Are you still a humdingerIs it Much ado about nothingAre you over the humpOn pins and needlesOr down in the dumpAre you over the moon, Or Up the creekDown the tubesOr clumsy as a geekAre you down on your luckOr are you up and awayAre you Through and throughOr king for a dayOut of luckAre you under the gunInto the fireOr are you under the sunAt this point I’ve got to tell you my friendYou really must be dumb as a clamIf you read this to the very endYou’re even more boring than I am Wink....
wink Posted July 11, 2017 Report Posted July 11, 2017 Thanks for the birthday wishes, gents... ... and for you John, it is my melancholy duty to inform you of the unavoidable hazards and challenges that await you as you also advance in you sojourn on this mortal coil and the years take their unavoidable toll on your mortal frame as the incessant passage of time rolls on it will also be your lot to participate in the intriguing and enigmatic pursuits of fulfilment of being which many strive for but few attain a satisfactory answer for beyond the three words of live, consume and die which are a very specious and vacuous explanation of what it is to be a sentient being who is on a journey through what is loosely termed life with all its variety and vicissitudes which assault out mortality on a moment to moment basis in the hope of achieving some modicum of intellectual satisfaction that you may be able and find desirable to transmit to the next generation of youthful felons and denizens which inhabit and infest this planetary orb which will necessarily require you to very carefully examine your ethos and credo that you desire to impart to those poor benighted latter generation to enlighten them in their eager search and attainment of their earthly pursuits, or, perhaps, not.....
Augsburger Posted July 19, 2017 Report Posted July 19, 2017 Happy belated Birthday! Actually, I wanted to have the last word in this thread.
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