Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?

[Augsburger]

At this point everything posted seems to be a innuendo. This thread seems to be morphing into a HC rorschach test.

[Craig Sawyers]

This appeared yesterday on the Tekscopes mailing list:

"I have excellent results using a small amount of butter..."

[spritzer]

Saltless smjör??!!  You savages!! 

[swt61]

 

6 hours ago, recstar24 said:

This is some weird innuendo shit...

^ Well then, now we're all curious about what you've buttered Ryan?

2 hours ago, spritzer said:

Saltless smjör??!!  You savages!! 

That is one Icelandic word that makes perfect sense. 

Waitress: "Is that enough?" Customer: Hell no! Smjör!

Edited July 28, 2017 by swt61

[Craig Sawyers]

Just don't ask the waiter if he has a knob of butter 

[Fitz]

12 hours ago, Augsburger said:

At this point everything posted seems to be a innuendo. This thread seems to be morphing into a HC rorschach test.

Everything is an innuendo if you're brave enough.

[EdipisReks1]

Is it weird that I prefer the Kroger generic "toaster pastries" because of the consistency of the crust?  This is mostly true with the brown sugar flavor, which is god's own toaster pastry flavor.

[luvdunhill]

Is it weird that I prefer the Kroger generic "toaster pastries" because of the consistency of the crust?  This is mostly true with the brown sugar flavor, which is god's own toaster pastry flavor.

As long as I can prefer Red Vines over Twizzlers.

[Dusty Chalk]

Even 'innuendo' can be heard as a double-entendre.

[swt61]

Or a Jeff Foxworthy joke. You had your blinds up last night and I saw you innuendo.

[EdipisReks1]

1 hour ago, luvdunhill said:

As long as I can prefer Red Vines over Twizzlers.

 

Gross.

[mypasswordis]

I feel like you have to be in a certain kind of mood to eat red vines or twizzlers so I don't have them very often. Then again one of my favorite candies is almond joys which I get a lot of shit about. 

Can't stop laughing at this: https://www.foodbeast.com/news/why-twizzlers-are-and-always-will-be-better-than-red-vines/

Every time I post eggs I inevitably get a cool hand luke reference so I decided to change it up from quantity to... something else. Eggs fried in 2 tbsp butter with thyme, ground pepper, and sea salt with cherry pop tart crumble. Don't worry I'll still have 8 more eggs but they'll be plain

Edited July 29, 2017 by mypasswordis

[EdipisReks1]

Who gives people shit over Almond Joys?  Almond Joys are delicious.  

[swt61]

Ditto!

[MexicanDragon]

This thread popping up in my feed prompted me to get some pop tarts recently. I forgot about them until this morning. I forewent the butter, as I had frosted strawberry, but a plain strawberry with butter, OR using the icing from some cinnamon rolls, is pretty bloody fantastic.

**BRENT**

[Dusty Chalk]

Wait, we're discussion actual Poptarts now?  I thought this was all innuendo.  Butter for lube, poptarts for ... is nymphs a unisexual term for someone brazenly sexual or brazen about their sexuality?

[swt61]

Are you thinking of another forum? We never do sexual innuendos!

I like unfrosted Pop Tarts. Haven't had one in years, must buy now.

[MexicanDragon]

So you like 'em au natural, eh?

**BRENT**

[Fitz]

1 hour ago, Dusty Chalk said:

Wait, we're discussion actual Poptarts now?  I thought this was all innuendo.  Butter for lube, poptarts for ... is nymphs a unisexual term for someone brazenly sexual or brazen about their sexuality?

Nymphs are nature spirits that can be rather annoying in the game nethack.