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They'll probably give it to some corny 20 year old girl fresh out of TV-school that will be as personality-less as a piece of store brand wheat bread ran over a truck.

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They'll probably give it to some corny 20 year old girl fresh out of TV-school that will be as personality-less as a piece of store brand wheat bread ran over a truck.

Yeah but if she's hot, people will watch.

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i know its an oldie, but I'd never seen it before. I know I've seen this cat face in other pictures though.

classic stuff though, i love the internet so much. i want a wifi in my brain.

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btw: is it just me or is the "lets vote" thread turning into a strange experiment....

i vote apache b/c it has teh cool naem its like an army airplane

armyt hav waepons & blood fite

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I can't be the first person the figure this out but if you are using windows XP then set your screen saver to 3D text and in the settings select wingdings as the font and type the letters FB (both in caps). You get this as your screen saver.

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I can't be the first person the figure this out but if you are using windows XP then set your screen saver to 3D text and in the settings select wingdings as the font and type the letters FB (both in caps). You get this as your screen saver.

screensaver.jpg

See that was just brilliant.

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Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze,

"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies",

Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas,

Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!",

Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders,

Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later,

Reruns of Rerun so What's Happening?,

Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again,

Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy,

Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty,

Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it,

Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives,

So I like to dance naked in front of my pets,

But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.,

Playin' spin the bottle with my mom,

I watch "Cops" with no pants on.

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,

Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,

Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes,

Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,

Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill,

Not going nowhere slim chance we will,

Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood,

Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

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