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This is quite possibly the most awesome thing you will see all day.

Kurt Sackett: I am honoured by your visit. Let me show you our assembly line. First, sheets of sheer synthetic sheepskin are slit into several Kicky-Sack shoe shapes in shapely shoe sizes by six sitting sheet slitters.

Brain: I only see five sitting sheet slitters.

Kurt Sackett: The sixth sitting sheet slitter's sick. His son Sammy's subbing 'til the sick sixth sitting sheet slitter's back, sitting pretty.

Pinky: You're not the sheet slitter?

Sammy: No, I'm the sheet slitter's son.

Pinky: Well.... You keep on slitting sheets until the sheet slitter comes.

[View of a machine labelled "Sheet Slitter Shoe Shaper".]

Kurt Sackett: The Shoe Shaper then shapes the slit synthetic sheepskin sheets, and shoots out shoes through the chute.

Kurt Sackett: Now, this is Mr. Plunkett, the new khaki sock plucker. I had to fire our previous sock plucker. He had a bit of an attitude.

Brain: So, you sacked the cocky khaki Kicky-Sack sock plucker?

Kurt Sackett: The second cocky khaki Kicky-Sack sock plucker I sacked since the sixth sitting sheet slitter got sick.

[Lights dim. Machine whirs and slows down.]

Kurt Sackett: Whoops! Don't worry; just an electrical problem. One of the Kicky-Sack sack pickers will have to flick the plug.

Pinky: Not the khaki sock plucker?

Kurt Sackett: Oh my, no! The Kicky-Sack sack pickers flick the plug. The khaki sock plucker can't reach the socket over the latex child perambulator fenders we use to line the treadmill.

Brain: It might make more sense to have the sick sixth sitting sheet slitter's son flick the plug, if the sack pickers and the sock pluckers are behind the rubber baby buggy bumpers.

[sammy flicks the plug. Everything whirs back up.]

Kurt Sackett: I never thought of that!

Brain: Now, Pinky, here is the plan. Remember, every step must be performed with precision! You must slit the sixth sick sheet slitter's son's sheet, secure it next to the toy boat from the Hackensack Socko Kicky-Sack Sack Kickers' picnic in Secaucus, stretch it past the sack pickers' station and the sock plucker's chute, and pick a sack, pluck a sock, and flick the plug, so I can put the pea in the plucked sock with the picked sack for ballast and bounce it off the rubber baby buggy bumper, into the Parker Packard purple pewter pressure pump. Is that understood?

Pinky: I understood "Now", and "Pinky".

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