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The Guinness world record for boob size is held by a model called Maxi Mounds. They're deformed and hideous because of the experimental auto-growing implants she had. These experimental implants were also used by a few other ladies before they were banned. Some had very nasty complications from them. Another who escaped the complications doesn't contest the title.

More recently a couple of plastic surgery addicts in Europe have started on the same wagon as that Brazilian Sheyla lady. Sheyla was on a documentary on Channel 4 over here a few months back along with another model called Minka who used to be a pro tennis player.

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The name of the model who would be real number 1 is Chelsea Charms. Worth a look if nipples that face 90 degrees left and right on boobs are what do it for you.

The two german ladies are called Penelope Black Diamond and BESHINE.

Women in this section of the "adult entertainment industry" have existed for as long as implants have. Hell Lolo Ferrari used to be a regular on Eurotrash. Although I don't know if Eurotrash ever made it stateside. It was hilarious.

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Ahh, Eurotrash

I once learnt from a french co-worker that Antoine de Caunes - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia was a very sophisticated frenchman, a chat show host in france with a perfect command of english, and that 'ees funny fronch accent was just a little joke for hees breeteesh chums.

I used Eurotrash as an example to to explain the concept of Post Pub TV, recently, without much success.

And the series Ban This Filth!

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Pensioners Barbara, Jill and Brenda are on a tirade against Britain's moral decline. The ladies run their Ban This Filth campaign from the chintz and comfort of Barbara's country cottage. They are delighted to have been awarded a six-part weekly series, which they intend to use to highlight evidence of the debauched state of the nation. Each week the moral campaigners will tirelessly seek out all that is smutty, rude and sexually explicit on TV and in the cinema, both at home and abroad, and then show it to viewers. As a warning, naturally.

Each show features a round up of what not to watch on TV in the coming week, with clips of all the most explicit bits and full listings of when the shows will be on and what time the sexy bits occur (so that viewers can be absolutely sure to avoid them). There is also a weekly DVD chart, which will give viewers a rundown of the latest Hollywood filth to avoid.

The campaigning blue-rinse-brigade is also very concerned about foreign 'muck' and Jill is their roving reporter seeking out graphic naughtiness of the European kind. From bum-jewellery in France to political pornography in Florence, Jill aims to expose the most blatant sexual material from the continent. With clips, of course, to inform UK viewers of the depravity around the world.

Ban This Filth exposed all that is risqu

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