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What's wrong with that? He was acting suspiciously, and he didn't have ID.

Mall patron: "Uh, 9-1-1? Yeah, there's a really old guy here who looks like Vincent Price, only Vincent Price is dead, so either he's a zombie, or it's just some old guy, but either way, he's acting suspiciously, and for a zombie, he's moving pretty spryly, so could you come out here and taser him?"

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He did a concert here just last week.

It's a tour with Willie and Mellencamp.

Willie is always good. Mellencamp rocked the house! And Dylan, though never known as a singers singer was absolutely terrible! Not only did he sound really, really bad, but he didn't play anything prior to his 90s' recordings.

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Well, I can't imagine that if you're a hippy with a giant rastafarian cock, what camera angles you could use that wouldn't make teaching yoga to children anything other than creepy. He's probably innocent except of being a hippy.

Besides, look, he can blow himself, what does he need children for? All he needs are spotters, and the cow and cock can do that.

Those hugs seemed sincere and innocent.

Certainly wouldn't hurt to install some spycams, though.

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