Duggeh Posted March 4, 2009 Report Posted March 4, 2009 NSFW: http://afr0jacks.com/images/stories/dildos.jpg
archosman Posted March 4, 2009 Report Posted March 4, 2009 I really hope that bowling ball gif is fake.
Fungi Posted March 4, 2009 Report Posted March 4, 2009 It is, you can tell by the impossible movement of the flying ball. I had the same reaction you did before checking again
manaox2 Posted March 4, 2009 Report Posted March 4, 2009 But... but why isn't it still there friend? :'(
aardvark baguette Posted March 4, 2009 Report Posted March 4, 2009 This shit showed up in my work inbox this morning, and I thought I'd share. Dear Chris, It is my pleasure to inform you that you are being considered for inclusion into the 2009-2010 Princeton Premier Business Leaders and Professionals Honors Edition section of the registry. The 2009-2010 edition of the registry will include biographies of the world's most accomplished individuals. Recognition of this kind is an honor shared by thousands of executives and professionals throughout the world each year. Inclusion is considered by many as the single highest mark of achievement. You may access our application form using the following link: Welcome to Princeton Premier's Online Form Application... Upon final confirmation, you will be listed among other accomplished individuals in the Princeton Premier Registry. For accuracy and publication deadlines, please complete your application form and return it to us within five business days. There is no cost to be included in the registry. If you've already received this email from us, there is no need to respond again. This email serves as our final invitation to potential members who have not yet responded. On behalf of the Executive Publisher, we wish you continued success. Sincerely, Jason Harris Managing Director Princeton Premier Basically, you are adding yourself to their contact list, (something companies usually pay for) and it sounds like they end up charging you for your narcissism. They've got guts, I'll give them that. There's also no way I'm up for such an award. I've been at this job for like 1.5 years, basically maintaining a bunch of pathology websites.
Hopstretch Posted March 4, 2009 Report Posted March 4, 2009 Probably dirty power. Invest in new cord.
Dusty Chalk Posted March 4, 2009 Report Posted March 4, 2009 It is, you can tell by the impossible movement of the flying ball. I had the same reaction you did before checking again Also by the fact that he never looks at the kid. Alas, I was kind of hoping it was real. This is probably my favorite new meme -- putting kids getting whalloped into animated gifs.
n_maher Posted March 4, 2009 Report Posted March 4, 2009 Also by the fact that he never looks at the kid. Alas, I was kind of hoping it was real. This is probably my favorite new meme -- putting kids getting whalloped into animated gifs. As the dad of a little one they make me hurt.
MoonShine Posted March 4, 2009 Report Posted March 4, 2009 As the dad of a little one they make me hurt. Yes same here. Can we switch to old people getting clobbered instead?
Dusty Chalk Posted March 4, 2009 Report Posted March 4, 2009 No, because that would make me hurt. Other peoples' kids getting hurt == comedy; me being hurt == tragedy. And yes, there's probably a certain amount of mislaid trust in me, that the kids aren't actually getting whalloped, and that they're resilient as all hell.
LFF Posted March 4, 2009 Report Posted March 4, 2009 This shit showed up in my work inbox this morning, and I thought I'd share. Basically, you are adding yourself to their contact list, (something companies usually pay for) and it sounds like they end up charging you for your narcissism. They've got guts, I'll give them that. There's also no way I'm up for such an award. I've been at this job for like 1.5 years, basically maintaining a bunch of pathology websites. My old boss actually believed in that crap. He not only sent in the application but also purchased a nice, faux leather bound book with a huge list in it for the cheap price of $100!!!!
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