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The last distributer of VHS just closed up shop. Ryan Kugler, the CEO of Distribution Video Audio, said that any leftover tapes would be simply be given away. "It's dead, this is it. I was the last one buying VHS and the last one selling it, and I'm done."

The first commercial release came in 1976 as well, and it was Ki-duk Kim's 1972 Korean movie THE YOUNG TEACHER. It retailed for over $100.00, which, fixed for inflation, would be like spending $362.00 on a movie today. The last major film to come out on VHS was A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE (2006).

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THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION

ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME

WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,

AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,

But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other

-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;

But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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