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Only a coffee drinking American would ever insult the real brew in such a manner. Tea is to be stirred with a teaspoon, clockwise. And the milk goes in afterwards unless you live in the 18th century.

I don't drink coffee... + 1 Duggeh point

I drink tea... + 1 Duggeh point

I drink it out of a glass, with ice... - 37,000 Duggeh points

I don't stir it with my penis... + 1 Duggeh point

But only because I'm afraid my penis will get stuck in the glass... - 1 Duggeh point

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the amount of formerly left handed people currently occupying slots in my basement suggests that the domination isn't quite as complete as you might wish.

Don't be so smug; the leftie zombies will take the upper hand over their right handed counterparts as well.

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I don't drink coffee... + 1 Duggeh point

I drink tea... + 1 Duggeh point

I drink it out of a glass, with ice... - 37,000 Duggeh points

I don't stir it with my penis... + 1 Duggeh point

But only because I'm afraid my penis will get stuck in the glass... - 1 Duggeh point

So long as it's not peach or lemon flavoured or hypersaturated with sugar or HFCS then you don't lose so many points. Plain iced tea is lovely. :)

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man, i wish i was as badass as that guy.

I want a screaming eagle sound when I run around :(

1 Lg. can refried beans, one strategically located balloon, sliced approx. 1" from the rim.

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I might be interested in talkin' to his sales lady about some stuff. Strong Jenny Lewis-song vibe there. :)

Me too, even though her dad is clearly the father of her little girl in the ad.

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